I made up this little quiz not so long ago. Go ahead and take it! I'll post the answers at the bottom so U can see how U did.
1. Which of these men was NEVER elected 2 the Office of the Presidency?
A: James Monroe
B: Chester A. Arthur
C: Lyndon B. Johnson
D: Gerald R. Ford
E: George W. Bush
2. What is the average size of the human penis?
A: 8cm
B: 13cm
C: 18cm
D: 23cm
E: 28cm
3. Most transvestites are homosexual.
A: True
B: False
4. What artist has had the most top ten songs?
A: Mariah Carey
B: Elvis Presley
C: The Beatles
D: Madonna
E: Michael Jackson
5. Which director has won the most Oscars?
A: Steven Spielberg
B: Francis Ford Coppola
C: John Ford
D: Frank Capra
E: Billy Wilder
6. America was discovered by?
A: George Martin
B: Sir Francis Drake
C: Henry Hudson
D: Leif Garrett
E: Christopher Columbus
7. Which actor has NEVER played James Bond on film?
A: Sean Connery
B: Timothy Dalton
C: David Niven
D: Richard Burton
E: George Lazenby
8. Which of the following is NOT a real porno movie?
A: On Golden Blonde
B: Batman in Robin
C: Big Booty Hookers #12
D: 10 things I Ate about Poo
E: Riding Miss Daisy
9. What is the smallest denomination of US currency which does NOT have a president on it?
A: $1
B: $10
C: $20
D: $50
E: $100
10. Which actor was NOT a cast member on SNL?
A: Steve Martin
B: Julia Louise Dreyfuss
C: Billy Crystal
D: Randy Quaid
E: Chevy Chase
All done? Good...let's see how U did!
1. D
Gerald Ford was appointed Vice-President when Spiro Agnew resigned, and then was appointed President when Richard Nixon resigned.
2. B
13cm is the average length...poor bastards.
3. B
Most transvestites are not homosexual. They're fucking nut jobs, but they aren't queer.
4. B
Elvis Presley had 38 top 10 songs.
5. E
Billy Wilder has 6 Oscars for directing, writing and producing.
6. A
George Martin discovered the band America! The tip-off should have been that none of the others discovered America either! HAHAHA! I told U it was tricky!!!
7. D
Richard Burton never played James Bond
8. C
Big Booty Hookers #12 exists only in my mind!
9. B
Although there are dollar coins with Susan B. Anthony and Sacajawea on them, there is also a George Washington dollar. Only Alexander Hamilton appears on the $10 bill.
10. A
Although he appeared as a guest host many times, Steve Martin has never been a cast member.
There U go...hope U had fun. Until next time...
Keeping U posted
DS 
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