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An Old Fart's Alphabet..

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New Alphabet
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now The Alphabet:

A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains,
Perhaps car-d-iac?

D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

H . High blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I . For incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L 's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

W for worry, N OW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind.

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!



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wstang69

Feb 3 @ 6:58PM  

Good one!


I seem to be aquainted with a few of those letters
Dione

Feb 3 @ 7:08PM  
Z is the only letter in my alphabet... zest!

Unfortunately, most of us will encounter the remainder of the alphabet as time marches on... damn it!
theSkwirl

Feb 3 @ 7:29PM  
Good gawd.. I just realized I'm an old fart!!!
StraddleMyNose

Feb 4 @ 12:55AM  
KitKat25

Feb 4 @ 3:10AM  
Hey Doc...Could you send this to me in about 20 years? I'm not an old fart yet.

Cute blog.

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