selectusername
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Feb 3 @ 9:30AM
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I typed Penguin and got this:
When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and just before climax, she walks away. The man then follows her, waddling with his pants around his ankles, begging her
to come back.  
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Sunshine79
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Feb 3 @ 9:44AM
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When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and just before climax, she walks away. The man then follows her, waddling with his pants around his ankles, begging her
I've done this before!!! 
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whisperingcomet
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Feb 3 @ 9:53AM
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Linda---Someone obsessed with her looks, her dogs, and her fat friends.
lol...thats so me...my looks...the dog...the friends...
where's  a troll when you need one?
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surv6969
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Feb 3 @ 9:56AM
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Robb
The hottest guy I have ever seen! He is soo smart, amazing, awesome.
I love him to death.
I will die if I ever lose him.
I need him to breath.
I need him to see.
I speak his name n everything is okay.
I hear his voice and I feel better.
He is the coolest person I have ever meet.
And so yeah I used to bully him but now I cant live without him.
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PinkToeNails
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Feb 3 @ 9:56AM
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It'll be along soon enough comet!! Don't talk it up!
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LilGriz
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Feb 3 @ 10:13AM
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rick
to completely and utterly screw something up so badly that it cannot be repaired. The result of sending in an idiot to deal with a burched situation.
I like the second one better
Be close to guys named Rick. They are good loyal friends. Ricks are athletic and kind. Soon, you might just see yourself dating a Rick after being friends with him for awhile. Ricks would rather hang out with real, down to earth girls then whores or people that dress like sluts. If you are a simple nice down to earth girl, he will fall for you so quick. Ricks respect relationships and other people in general. Ricks are amazing and they are not fake!! They are cute and good kissers. :-)
 
Ya sure I wanna 
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max49
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Feb 3 @ 10:26AM
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Max
Short for "Maximilian", a russian name meaning "Large Penis."
"they dont call him max(Maximilian) for nothing!"  
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Ewe_Wish
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Feb 3 @ 10:38AM
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rick
to completely and utterly screw something up so badly that it cannot be repaired. The result of sending in an idiot to deal with a burched situation. Sorry griz.............but you have met my rick.........ummmm....must I say more..... 
Be close to guys named Rick. They are good loyal friends. Ricks are athletic and kind. Soon, you might just see yourself dating a Rick after being friends with him for awhile. Ricks would rather hang out with real, down to earth girls then whores or people that dress like sluts. If you are a simple nice down to earth girl, he will fall for you so quick. Ricks respect relationships and other people in general. Ricks are amazing and they are not fake!! They are cute and good kissers.
Well I won't speak for Griz.........I'll leave that to treas............but it sure hit a nail on the head with my honey................ 
Dayna
Used too describe something very cool. commonly used to describe a cool person rather then activity.
I liked my second one better too.........
Pretty much the best thing since sliced bread. A person who is amazingly smart and talented in every way. A quality girl.
So true..........so very true................
Robb
The hottest guy I have ever seen! He is soo smart, amazing, awesome.
again so true..........so very true.......... 
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sugarnspice005
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Feb 3 @ 10:53AM
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An irresistible beautiful girl who can make her very special sexy friend hard and horny and is proud of it.
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KitKat25
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Feb 3 @ 11:25AM
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Kathy is a word to explain one amazing person. The shiz net of all friends. One of the most beautiful and gorgeous people. Also one of the kindest. A word meaning an amazing person. One of the most wonderful people you will ever meet. Gorgeouse inside and out. Someone who is elegant, cute, charming, beautiful, or just plain sexy.
Hot damn! My ego is too big to fit through the door now. 
Cute game Sunshine. 
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MsHelle
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Feb 3 @ 11:54AM
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Based on My First Name
The most perfect girl in the universe. Shes funny smart beautiful and the coolest and most amazing girl you'll ever meet. If you are ever lucky enough to date one you should never let her go. The reason being that that they are very rare and one of a kind. Side effects of being near her include uncontrollable happiness a distinct feeling of being unworthy and or undeserving of her company and a disbelief that someone this amazing could even exist.
Based on My Middle Name which lately I've been using more lately
Hebrew meaning "like God"...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.
I disagree on the athletic part and noses.
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RJ53
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Feb 3 @ 12:12PM
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Rhonda
A strong, opinionated woman who lives for the day
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maxximuss1967
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Feb 3 @ 12:19PM
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Maxximuss.....a gladiator! who is glad he ate her!
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vidorob
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Feb 3 @ 12:20PM
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Robert (n) a rare kind of clown porn available only in Gaelic. now illegal in 129 countries (including Russia), it is the most dangerous porn to shoot on account of Interpol constantly cracking down on the underground rings.
 Now how awesome is that? 
 smokin n chokin
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lunanegra
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Feb 3 @ 12:21PM
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A beautiful, stunning, down to earth girl with an incredible voice that brings out the best in people with her beautiful blue eyes and impeccable smile. Is able to roll with the punches, while you stroll hand in hand.
>blue eyes...
Oh.
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surv6969
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Feb 3 @ 12:46PM
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aww shucks
Ewe you are tooooo much 
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1bunny629
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Feb 3 @ 1:07PM
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Murphey...Like a camel toe but for the ass of the women.
A women with a large ass wearing tight jeans has a Murphey....we have been there and done this, so my name is the camel toe for an as...what the hell am I supposed to do now???? Hey...there goes Murphey!!!! See Murphey run!!!! Run Murphey Run!!!!!
Richard...cause that is the name of the man I am truly in love with...a very common male name. many sexy guys are named Richard
and FYI they don't like being called Dick....looks like Murphey and Dick were made for eachother..... ...dicks like camel toe asses...don't ya think?
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StraddleMyNose
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Feb 3 @ 1:34PM
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Shawn
A very sexy, strong, independent man who is also very sensitive. Shawns are usually brunette and very appealing!
Damn look at Shawn, too bad hes taken
sean sexy intelligent appealing loving sensitive
by you wish you knew my real name.
2. shawn
a pretty boy....
thinks to himself that he is WAY COOL and secretly he is
really bad a rock, paper, scissors
need work with 7 hand poker too ;)
Girl 1: He is such a shawn!
Girl 2: I know, but he is so hot, I want him!
shawn pretty boy hot sexy 35
by lets86that.
3. Shawn
is the definition of freeakin amazing, another name for cool kid .
Oh m gee Bob is such a Shawn .
shawn sean amazing st sh
by ChantelleTatum Sep 8, 2008 share this
4. Shawn
1) A good person
2) The best thing that has happened to you
3) A person you can't stand to be away from
You: I want a Shawn.
shawn mine not yours
5. Shawn
exceptional, deep, intelligent, devoted, and unparalleled animal. He is very severe at times, but also knows when to be foolish. He is an original, provocative, rational, witty, perceptive, arousing, resourceful, creative, loving, seductive, mysterious, heavenly, unusual, attractive, clever, profound, solitary, unequalled, coldhearted individual. He enjoys long days out on a boat, (occasionally catching more fish than he lets get away) and can literally spend days on end playing video games. His amazing sense and ingenuity make him an astounding lover and a respectable cook.
1. "That guy is a total Shawn."
2. "I'm glad I married a Shawn ."
Yep, that's me! 
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1bunny629
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Feb 3 @ 2:16PM
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alrighty then! HA! If it is in writing it must be true!
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selectusername
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Feb 3 @ 2:54PM
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<<< Tiptoes on the stepladder to catch a glimpse of
Bunny's cameltoe!
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SpunkyRed
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Feb 3 @ 4:12PM
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Laurie:
A very beautiful, intelligent, and amazing young lady. Charming young men are bewitched by her loveliness. She is bright, hardworking, and has a very sexy voice.
WoW.. Dayum!!
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RevDocLove
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Feb 3 @ 5:19PM
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Jerry
A sexy beast, good with the ladies and with a 8-inch wang.
He's a very sweet boy and only falls in love with one girl.... 
But he can go all night with that girl.  he's great in bed and knows how to have sex. he has a nice penis and a good ass. All the girls want to have sex with him. 
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zaralyon
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Feb 3 @ 7:12PM
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[B]Natalie[B]
A very pretty girl who is shy at first but then she will open up. She is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. She falls for people fast and doesn't trust easily. She is beautiful inside and out people just don't realize it..... yet. Shes kickass and a great friend to have.
Man, Natalie is the total package.
I got to get me a Natalie
[B]Zara
A very cute, attractive person who may not know that she is one. She is, however, very modest about her superb appearance. Frequently blend in the crowd, but it's not difficult for one to acknowledge her beauty.
Man, it's so hard to make that Zara to know she's pretty.
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Dione
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Feb 3 @ 7:21PM
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Linda—Spanish or Italian for beautiful, pretty or cute. Also fun, caring and f'n awesome in bed! Sometimes crazy and does not care what others think of her.
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DesertSmile
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Feb 3 @ 8:10PM
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Barbara
Beautiful lady. Voluptuous. A mysterious, strange woman.
Perfection. Beauty. Strange.
What's with all the "strange" business? I am not Strange......
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bobbierob
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Feb 4 @ 5:42PM
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The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.
That guy is so amazing... He must be a ROBERT
I asked myself, "Is that true?" then I heard a voice respond, "Does Charlie Daniels play a mean fiddle?"
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longbow371
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Feb 4 @ 5:56PM
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a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..
bmm, me?
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