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Little Stinker
posted 2/1/2010 1:39:58 PM |
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Sunshine79
A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.
BUT, ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE."
BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY.. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE POTTY YET."
MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"
READY FOR THIS?
BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."
Anybody wanna fuck?
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1bunny629
Feb 1 @ 1:57PM
Makes sense to me!
...what's he gonna do when he realizes you can get it in squezze bottle form???
mrknowuwell
Feb 1 @ 2:08PM
hate to be there when the ketchup finally squirts out all over the place
vidorob
Feb 1 @ 2:31PM
Why i laughed so hard i don't know but damn it was funny
smokin n chokin
dmbchick420
Feb 1 @ 3:15PM
I will never look at ketchup the same again
surv6969
Feb 1 @ 3:31PM
I really liked this one
selectusername
Feb 1 @ 3:59PM
Do Penguin Hookers like ketchup?
RevDocLove
Feb 1 @ 4:02PM
No Shit!!!! [B]
longbow371
Feb 1 @ 7:33PM
lol - literally
sugarnspice005
Feb 1 @ 7:39PM
StraddleMyNose
Feb 1 @ 8:34PM
KitKat25
Feb 1 @ 11:57PM
Well good gosh...maybe that's why some of the kids at my preschool stay in the bathroom too long.
Very funny Sunshine.
wissadp
Feb 4 @ 1:46AM
works for mustard sometimes to lol
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