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My new book ..Bort's Gone finally in print.

It discusses my experimentation with LSD in the sixties and seventies and my first hallucination of floating panties, which in turn led to the development of self cleaning vibrating panties and of course the popular Panty Bush.

It's also a tell all book, revealing many secrets from my stay at Ash's, Ewe Wish's and my present guardian The Skwirl.

If you order today ..I will send you a packet of Rainbow Panty Seeds as an extra bonus.Many have exclaimed ...Bort ..I am so happy watching the miracle of growth as my panty seeds mature into a large vibrant bush.

And remember ..It's best to put your balls in a safe place until next christmas to avoid damage.

Always keeping in touch and touching myself....Professor Pan.T.Borty

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Jan 31 @ 6:19PM  
I'm still waiting for Penguin Hooker Panties in paperback!

Jan 31 @ 6:26PM  
Where's my prototype edition, dammit?

You know TKI rents your ass from the Skwirl and funds your lab around here....

And I quote from the Book of Procedures of TKI Industries:

"All public material must be submitted in quadrotriplicate form with all copies included to seven thousand and ten otherwise minor offices, so that we can get our money out of their worthless asses by actually making them work once in a while."

Paragraph 4,732, section 1417.


Jan 31 @ 8:17PM  
revealing many secrets from my stay at Ash's

Better be your secrets and not mine

Jan 31 @ 8:40PM  

Jan 31 @ 8:57PM  
I want a copy!

Jan 31 @ 9:47PM  
Don't worry Ash...I won't mention the time that guy came over and claimed he was an alien...that's just between you and me.

Jan 31 @ 9:59PM  

Jan 31 @ 10:04PM  
Hi Borty! Looks like you have been busy!

Jan 31 @ 11:05PM  
So this explains why I'm still waiting on my repaired nipple enlarger bra??? After all this time, all the letters, all the excuses. The free samples just don't cut it anymore Bort!!! I think I deserve at the very least a first edition autographed copy!

Jan 31 @ 11:40PM  
The signed book is on its way Ms.Boots.

Sorry about the nipple enlargers...I tried them on myself and my nipples are hanging around my knees. Fortunately I've developed a Nipple Shrinkage Cream...I'll put it on tonight...not sure what to expect but it sounds like blogging material...

Feb 1 @ 12:22AM  
Fortunately I've developed a Nipple Shrinkage Cream...

Your nipples will probably end up looking like... as the old joke goes, 'sunken treasures'!


Feb 1 @ 12:42AM  
Better be your secrets and not mine
I was just thinking the same thing..............and just remember tell any of my secrets I may be forced to tell a few of the day you went around town stealing ladies underpanties off the clothes line..........and than took the one lady's who weighs over 400 lbs and posted hers outside and swore up and down to the town cop that you were camping and that fish smell was really your lunch cooking............or how you were blackmailing Straddle with photos of him trying on ladies underpanties at the local walmart........or how you kept lying to customers and blaming father max for not delivering them when you had them the whole time.....................

Feb 1 @ 6:21PM  
You can tell all my secrets Borty.. I don't mind.. I've prolly already told em anyway. I'm horrible at prevarication.

But if you don't give me back my one nice pair of lace boyshorts there's going to be an issue.

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