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posted 1/31/2010 10:26:38 AM |
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A while back I meet a girl AMD, we talked and chatted, got to know each other pretty well....we finally meet in a local park, the attraction was there, we talk about a lot of things. etc...

One day we were talking on the phone, and started talking about sex, she came out and said that she wanted me to come over Friday night, and we would just go ahead have have sex and have a great time...

Great, I thought....but I really didn't know her that well, to know what all she was into...I was taught always to be prepared for anything, this was a golden rule in our family.

So, I decided to gather up a few things just in case....I put together a few porn tapes, some sex toys, deodorant, shampoo, some towels...then some whips and chains, nipple clamps...a pair of hand cuffs...rope, a mask and snorkel, then a complete intercom system like they use on motorcycles....

Next....a change of clothes, sexy underwear.....a leash, fruit, a few jars of scented body lotion, chocolate sauce, whipped cream....condoms..every color and style, several costumes, in case of role play.....a watermelon.. a complete movie camera set up, microphones too....of course!!! a blender..... And a host of other goodies!!!

Anyway, I packed and crammed all of this stuff into the back of my truck, and this didn't even account for all the stuff I packed into the u-hual trailer I had hooked up to my truck..

I arrived and pulled into her drive way....took out the wheel barrow and piled all of the stuff next to her front door....

I rang the bell and she answered....she took one look at me, then at the piles of stuff I brought...Then yelled out for me to leave....She said she was looking for for sex not a move in and slammed the door....

Was I just a little too prepared?

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SpunkyRed

Jan 31 @ 10:38AM  
okay I think the watermelon threw her off ...just sayin'
PinkToeNails

Jan 31 @ 10:44AM  
Dang dude!!! Yeah I think you were way too prepared.. you should have told her what you had planned... or just gone with the simple sex theme for the night..... maybe you should have offloaded the U-haul trailer or something.... it would have probably freaked me out too..

Sorry though... I gotta laugh.... I can just picture you there with a wheel barrow full of all that stuff.

You're a kinky little thing aren't you?!?!?!

Wanna come to my house?!?! Just leave the U-haul trailer behind!! lol
Ewe_Wish

Jan 31 @ 10:56AM  
For future references............perhaps prior to meeting for sex you and your soon-to-be partner should discuss what is expected and wanted from both of you........it probably would lead to you getting laid a little more often...........just saying


funny blog......kudos to you.
RJ53

Jan 31 @ 11:04AM  
Were you preparing for sex or an evacuation in case of a natural disaster? Funny blog.
RevDocLove

Jan 31 @ 11:08AM  
Let me guess...
You were an Eagle Scout, right???
You did good...
Always Be Prepared
selectusername

Jan 31 @ 11:22AM  
no loss, she was probably a Penguin Hooker!
RevDocLove

Jan 31 @ 11:32AM  
Penguin Hooker!
Reckon she got her rocks off????
Sunshine79

Jan 31 @ 12:40PM  
You are MORE than welcome to show up at my door with that stuff, it's ALWAYS open for you!!!
aftershox

Jan 31 @ 1:54PM  
No. Not too prepared at all.

I happen to be fond of Boy Scouts.
somnium

Jan 31 @ 2:28PM  
Was I just a little too prepared?

Just a mite I would say!!

onehornytoad69

Jan 31 @ 2:32PM  
JsGirl69

Jan 31 @ 3:46PM  
Ok,I get the Blender, even the Watermelon makes perfect sense to me.The snorkel, however,wouldve freaked me out.
1bunny629

Jan 31 @ 4:13PM  
and they say women over pack.....
KitKat25

Feb 1 @ 5:05AM  
and they say women over pack.....

LMAO @ Bunny!

I was thinking the exact same thing.

I don't get the snorkel...
girlcountry

Feb 1 @ 8:45AM  
The snorkel is in case she's a squirter!!

And dang, dude! yeah, just a mite too much there!!
mo_stargazer

Feb 1 @ 11:35AM  
My door's open if you want to stop by with all that stuff!

I really started laughing when I got to snorkel. I just got this really bizarre mental image.
Looking4ever

Feb 1 @ 11:59AM  
Reckon she got her rocks off????

He sure didn't!

I happen to be fond of Boy Scouts.

Me too. Tasty little treats....

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Was I too prepared?