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Old Men Make Me Laugh.....LMAO!!

posted 1/30/2010 9:53:17 AM |
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  Sunshine79

I was at Walgreens the other day when an old man went up to get a prescription filled. He handed it to the Pharmacist and asked if he would cut the pills in half. The Pharmacist looked at the prescription and then said to him, "Sir, at your age it's going to take more than a half a pill of Viagra to have sex." The old man replied "Heck I ain't gonna have no sex, I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes"

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RevDocLove

Jan 30 @ 9:57AM  
I get it to keep me from rolling out of bed
StraddleMyNose

Jan 30 @ 9:57AM  
Good one, Megan!
dmbchick420

Jan 30 @ 10:13AM  
MsHelle

Jan 30 @ 10:21AM  
great, now he's going to piss down the side of the toilet. Greenie for the thought!!
JustLusting4u

Jan 30 @ 10:23AM  
maxximuss1967

Jan 30 @ 10:32AM  
Its cold in Illinois today? I can relate!
maxximuss1967

Jan 30 @ 10:32AM  
1000????????????????????????????????????
ksk72

Jan 30 @ 1:53PM  
Viagra should be banned Something about a bunch of really old men running around with a hard on just doesnt seem right
RevDocLove

Jan 30 @ 2:24PM  
Viagra should be banned

Why do all the commercials show guys averaging about 40y/o???
KSK..That's my sermon for Sunday..
KitKat25

Jan 30 @ 7:23PM  
OMG...what a funny story...greenie!

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall. Of course I would have been laughing so hard I probably would have had tears in my eyes.
ShadowMale

Jan 30 @ 7:33PM  
Well... sounds like that would be handy...

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Old Men Make Me Laugh.....LMAO!!