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Murphy''s Lesser Known Laws

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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ynot7769

Jan 28 @ 10:08PM  
JsGirl69

Jan 28 @ 10:48PM  
Lmao...
RevDocLove

Jan 28 @ 10:55PM  
And that's the way life is
Lisa46

Jan 29 @ 4:28AM  
Yeah me an old Murphy was married for a year, I think we're getting a divorce this year I HOPE
sugarnspice005

Jan 29 @ 9:47AM  
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Well that explains..........................................never mind.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Yep.


The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Sure is!

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

maxximuss1967

Jan 29 @ 10:48AM  
kIDS....THE FUCKING YOU GET FOR THE FUCKING YOU GOT! MISS MURPHY ONCE SAID!
Ewe_Wish

Jan 29 @ 10:55AM  
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
You knew my ex.........

kIDS....THE FUCKING YOU GET FOR THE FUCKING YOU GOT! MISS MURPHY ONCE SAID!
Sorry but thats the definition of alimony....don't believe me...........just ask anyone who is paying alimony........

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