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posted 1/28/2010 8:31:11 PM |
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Recently, it has been suggested that I put up a link 2 a "Dick Slippery Fund". I gotta tell U, folks, I think this is an OUTSTANDING idea! In fact, it could be the best idea I've heard since someone suggested I stop watching Lost (fuck that show. I don't even give a fuck what's happening on that island anymore...). This idea is obviously the product of a great mind at work. Or it could be a great mind at home, I suppose, depending upon his schedule. I'm not sure about that. I'll have 2 check on it and get back 2 U later.

What I am sure of is that this is a brilliant idea that takes care of two problems in one fell swoop. First, it addresses the problem of a lack of content here on AMD, cuz I can honestly say if I was getting paid 2 do this I would fucking post constantly. I'd just treat the AMD blog page as my own personal Twitter. I'd post everything...flyers, register receipts, old report cards...fuck it, what do I care? Second, and most importantly, it would free me up 2 spend my days being funny, rather than just looking funny. Or would that be in addition to looking funny? Whatever...point is, I'd be funny.

But I don't want 2 come off as some self-serving narcissist here. Remember, this isn't even my idea 2 begin with. I'm just passing it along, much the same way as I did with H1N1. And I am all about full disclosure and transparency (especially when referring 2 women's clothing or shower doors). All I'm trying 2 do is buy some weed, man. I ain't even trying 2 be greedy. Once I pick up I'll give whatever is left 2 someone who really needs it...like my wife. If there was ever a bitch who could use some walking around money, it would be her. Hell, if nothing else she could use it 2 pick up some vodka. I'm sure that dealing with me day in and day out can be a little nerve-racking. Sometimes a dry martini is just the thing 2 take the edge off, U know? Some of the bullshit I pull I'm surprised the woman is ever fucking sober. But I suppose one of us has 2 stay sober, and as long as its U motherfuckers footing the bill, it certainly isn't going 2 be me!

So go ahead and let me know where I can pick up the check and we can get right on this. Matter of fact, as a show of good faith I'm gonna go ahead and keep right on blogging (I'm trying 2 post 30 blogs in 30 days, btw. And they said I didn't take anything away from rehab...guess I showed them, didn't I?) while I'm waiting for it 2 get here. Cuz that's the kind of motherfucker I am...a giver. Even when I'm taking something I'm only doing it so I can turn around and give it 2 whoever makes me the best offer (FYI - all offers will be equally considered, but those involving cash, nude photos or sexual favors will be automatically moved 2 the top of the list...). Honestly now, can U think of anything more American than that?

I didn't think so.

Keeping U posted,

DS


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soft_touch938

Jan 28 @ 8:47PM  
I really like your blogs. Kudo.
KitKat25

Jan 28 @ 9:54PM  
Holy smokes...reading one of your blogs is quite a ride indeed. I think I need a drink to calm my nerves.

J/K...I love your energy. It's a welcome addition in Pervia.
theSkwirl

Jan 28 @ 10:12PM  
I had something pithy and witty to say but I got to visualizing mrs. dick sipping a martooni and it went out of my head. So .. all I'm gonna say is.. take this green nut and be happy wit it. Don't smoke it though dude.. it'll totally kill the buzz.
DickSlippery

Jan 28 @ 10:15PM  
A welcome addition??? Did she really just call me a welcome addition? I was just kidding when I said no one remembered me, but it looks like the joke's on me! But if U really enjoy my blogs, U may want 2 take a look at the 300 or so other ones I have written.
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DS

KitKat25

Jan 28 @ 10:26PM  
A welcome addition??? Did she really just call me a welcome addition? I was just kidding when I said no one remembered me, but it looks like the joke's on me!

Well...I have read some of your other blogs and I know you used to hang out here a lot back in the day. I wasn't around at that time so you are relatively new to me. My comment was meant as a compliment...and anyone with your kind of energy is a good thing in my opinion.
DickSlippery

Jan 28 @ 10:45PM  
Well thank U very much! I certainly appreciate being appreciated 4 something besides my GIANT cock!

Seriously though...thank U.

DS
Sunshine79

Jan 29 @ 9:31AM  
I'm trying 2 post 30 blogs in 30 days, btw. And they said I didn't take anything away from rehab...guess I showed them, didn't I?)


TastyCupcake

Jan 29 @ 7:16PM  
If only life were that simple that a person could just provide a link and money would just magically appear in one's bank account It's good to see you back in the blogs again, DS.

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