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posted 1/27/2010 12:06:54 PM |
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  TexasRacer

I have a new bidnezz card to pass out at the singles bars. Wonder if it works

The front of the card has

F.K. Buddy
Friends with Benefits


And the back lists the following "Entertainment Services"

All Night Long..............$125
On a Mission...............$80
Feel the Dog...............$100
Bad Girl......................$75
Nekked Twister..........$150
Toy's R Us.................$50
Flip Flop.....................$125
All Tied Up..................$130
Round & Round...........$200
Bouncy House.............$65
Bring down da House...$175
Ice Cream Man............$100
All Ya Can Eat.............$40
Pool Man....................$150

Whatda ya'll think? Would I get slapped, not that I would go for that to

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DarkKnightWalking

Jan 27 @ 12:45PM  
I used to carry one I bought someplace, joke shop, somewhere:

Hello! I just wanted to introduce myself. I thought maybe we could find a quiet table and discuss where we are, where we are going, what we want to do with our lives. Our dreams and ambitions, our hopes and aspirations. Our families and friends and how they are doing. And just what we want out of life.

And then we could fuck.




theSkwirl

Jan 27 @ 1:44PM  
Ok I have to know.. what's a Pool Man?
Sunshine79

Jan 27 @ 2:01PM  
I like it!
JsGirl69

Jan 27 @ 2:14PM  
I need a pit mechanic, how much will that cost me? lol
TexasRacer

Jan 27 @ 2:15PM  
Just think pool cleaning
JsGirl69

Jan 27 @ 2:37PM  
*Zsa Zsa Gabor accent* Skwirl,Dahling.Isnt the new pool boy just dreamy....
ksk72

Jan 27 @ 3:13PM  
If I was handed that card I would be to busy laughing at ya to slap
RevDocLove

Jan 27 @ 3:28PM  
I have one of my old bar cards that I wanted to post but they won't let me..
Mine just says..
Bars filled, Bars emptied...Wars fought, Wars won...
Orgies Organized, Managers Managed...Tigers Tamed, Charters Arranged..

Just the usual talk that goes on in bars the world over..
Most usually waterfront bars..
drcocktail87

Jan 27 @ 3:38PM  
mrknowuwell

Jan 27 @ 7:24PM  
how much you charge to mow the lawn or take out the trash??
TexasRacer

Jan 27 @ 7:57PM  
Now don't make me say anything racist? You know who cuts the grass and takes out the trash
longhorn386

Jan 27 @ 7:57PM  
Good idea, think I'm gonna make a new "bidnezz card". My services will have no fees posted, don't wanna get busted.

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