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Ever Want To Smack Somebody?

posted 1/27/2010 2:49:20 AM |
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As a rule, I am not a violent person. In fact, I am the complete opposite. I avoid violence at all costs; violence is contagious, I've learned.

Yet, sometimes...I want to smack somebody. Today, in particular, it would be the 'Octomom', Nadya Suleman, Why, do you ask? Well, there are many reasons, but the one in particular today would be that is so freaking HOT - and after having fourteen children, no less.

It was a slow evening at work, and I was browsing through the new issue of Star magazine that was delivered today. There was a huge spread in the February issue about Nadya and her new "Bikini Body", There she was in all her glory, looking toned and curvy and delicious, claiming to to have had ANY surgery - just commiting to diet and exercise. With fourteen kids,

How? I wondered. I kept reading. And the truth came to light. Miss Nadya has three ... count them, three nannies to help her with her children. Not only that, they cook for her. Fourteen divided by four? That's four and a half children a piece. Or something like that. I handle my two and whatever friends they collect and then whatever friends theirs collect on a daily basis, for the most part. So four would be, awesome! It doesn't always work out that way, though. Not only that, she works out at midnight,,, or so she says. For three hours. How and when does she sleep? Of course, here I am at two thirty am, and I have had to cook and clean and work and chase after my children since five a.m. this morning, pretty much by myself. Of course my room mate and various other adults help at times, but I AM a single mom. I am up at two thirty because I just now got done washing clothes and cleaning up the house after working an eight hour shift and before that I had to do all the daily chores that comes with running a household and caring for children,

And I am always exhausted. And I forgot to eat anything for dinner. So now I am starving. I am sorry, after all that, plain yogurt and brown rice sound like rabbit food to me! Gimme some meat, my God I am corn fed gal from Eastern Kentucky, where are the potatoes!!

So as I munch my TV dinner, I give kudos to Octomom, who has all this fabulous help, and the energy and determination to be hot stuff. All I really want is to remember to eat, I don't care if it's a double cheeseburger from McDonald's because I'm getting the kids a Happy Meal for supper. All I want is twenty eight hours in a day, so I can get everything done,, and maybe get some sleep. By the way, does Octomom work?

Because I do. At least forty or fifty hours a week.

Hmmm... these chicken strips are great!

Octomom.. I want to slap you!


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Jan 27 @ 3:19AM  
I refuse to pollute my mind with that kind of trash, I prefer

the comics or porno!

Jan 27 @ 3:31AM  
never worried or my thing and am happy with my choices.

Jan 27 @ 6:28AM  
Hang in there....I have lived your gets easier, after years and years

Jan 27 @ 6:30AM  
not violent either...but there are times i'd like to smack someone's teeth down their throat yes... and SELF CONTROL is all that stops far....

Jan 27 @ 7:59AM  
Hang in there Someday you'll have some time for you..
Patience is the key word

Jan 27 @ 8:51AM  
I think that OctoBitch should be slapped for many reasons...........her being hot to look at just adds to the list............

Hang in there..........I was a single mom of two (when my kids were young) and I worked probably doesn't seem like it but some day you're going to look at your children who have become wonderful young adults and realize they were worth ever sacrifice you ever made.............and besides so what if she works out and looks hot in a magazine (where they can make you look better than you really do with makeup and lighting).........she is someone who thinks its ok to have numerous children and let someone else raise them, take govt money and any other handouts she can the end you have her beat hands down..........and anyone who doesn't recognize an idiot.......

Jan 27 @ 9:06AM  
Yes, the guy above you for writing a blog that gave me a very terrible image......It's gonna be stuck with me for awhile.What An Asshole.

Jan 27 @ 11:01AM  
Yes, I have felt like slapping someone....key is self control.

As to octo-mom...She's gone from receiving welfare to affording 4 nannies? Wow! I just think that woman is whacked out anyway.

Jan 27 @ 12:05PM  
This is why I *try* to avoid gossip rags. Note: Try to, because they're a guilty pleasure, but yeah-- if there isn't a more worthless waste of skin, is has to be her...and women like her...BFPs. "Breeders for profit".

Jan 27 @ 7:22PM  
That, and wanted to punch out a few here and there over the years.

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Ever Want To Smack Somebody?