So, this is for the guys, but I bet the wimmins will love it. Stolen from the "Best of Craigs List"
Having read some of the posts in Male seeking Female for casual encounters, I am quite befuddled and saddened by how many penises were attached to said posts. I'm not sure how many times it can be said, but obviously, worth repeating over and over again until penises become detached from their posts: do not post pictures of your penis!
Things to keep in mind:
1. Your penis is not a piece of art; it is not attractive on its own.
2. You are not creating a fantasy: women do not look at penises, like shoes, and say "I need to have that"
3. A picture of your penis says that you are reluctant to show your face; unless she will be buried in your cock for the entire duration and you blindfold her on the way in and out, it will matter.
4. Eventually, you will have to send her a picture of your face, at which point you will not receive further emails from her.
5. If you're posting a picture of a penis, you clearly never had sex because you know a penis isn't the most important thing!
You can't sell yourself via a penis. The penis has a walk on role; it doesn't even has lines. It comes in maybe 1 hour and 30 minutes into an 1 hour 40 minutes movie. Yeah, by the end you're excited to know what happens, but that's only because you already sat through the 1 hour and 30 minutes (pending it was satisfying). I've seen many people walk out on movies, you know, before they end. I'm sure many men have experienced this; you meet and there's definitely attraction, then you make out; take off your clothes and hers; maybe you go down on a girl; and then she says she doesn't want to have sex. This is because you were awful. You screwed up somewhere along the line. If you were good to her, you get to show her your penis, if you were terrible at satisfying her, she will be tired.
What you should post:
1. a picture of your face and body or none at all
2. a description of yourself, beyond the physical aspect
3. Probably more enticing if you add a description of what you would like to do to her
By the way, most decent looking women and men go to bars to pick up. You know, the "I met this guy last night at the bar, we danced all night and he was hot. Then we went back to my place." NOT "I saw this guy's penis on CL last night and thought I should email him because I've extrapolated from his penis that he's probably attractive and a fun guy".
Good luck
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RJ53
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Jan 26 @ 6:50PM
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You know what I think when I get an e-mail with only a penis on it? That the penis probably belongs to someone's husband who is afraid to show his face on a dating site and delete without even reading it. Hint guys, a picture of you with a nice smile is a lot sexier than the detached penis photo.
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Sunshine79
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Jan 26 @ 6:51PM
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 That was fuckin' funny!
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mrknowuwell
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Jan 26 @ 7:32PM
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wow........i took the advice and just deleted all my penis pics.............from facebook 
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DesertSmile
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Jan 26 @ 8:20PM
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I had not read this one before but it's so accurate.
Gentlemen, are you reading?
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Dione
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Jan 26 @ 8:30PM
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Hint guys, a picture of you with a nice smile is a lot sexier than the detached penis photo. She's right again!
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somnium
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Jan 26 @ 9:05PM
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Hint guys, a picture of you with a nice smile is a lot sexier than the detached penis photo.
Detached penis??? OUCH... that's gotta hurt! 
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ksk72
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Jan 26 @ 9:27PM
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Some of us like penis pictures...they are fun to laugh at and make fun of 
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theSkwirl
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Jan 26 @ 11:12PM
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I collect penis pictures.. I'm making a bouquet.
detachable penis.... detachable penis.... fuck now that song is gonna be stuck in my head all night.
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longhorn386
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Jan 26 @ 11:32PM
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Women think they are supposed to act like that. No wonder they are mental, changing their minds all the time, loving cock and then not. From normal to a raging bitch in one second.
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longhorn386
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Jan 26 @ 11:44PM
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What you should post:
1. a picture of your face and body or none at all
2. a description of yourself, beyond the physical aspect
3. Probably more enticing if you add a description of what you would like to do to her
#3 is definately not to be done, according to the women on this site, its supposedly disgusting what most men want to do.
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lunanegra
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Jan 27 @ 12:08AM
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 "I Like This"
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RevDocLove
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Jan 27 @ 8:29AM
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Good blog Tex 
Great answers too
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Ewe_Wish
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Jan 27 @ 8:33AM
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I collect penis pictures.. I'm making a bouquet. Hell i have wallpapered half the house with the penis pics that I have recieved in the last couple of years..............I actually have one spot left in the bathroom open.......its behind the toilet and is about a 2 inch by 2 inch square............anyone want to offer up an actual size photo of your penis to fill that spot? 
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Ewe_Wish
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Jan 27 @ 8:36AM
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its supposedly disgusting what most men want to do. No....not disgusting at all..............we just want to hear a little romance while you describe how you want to tie us, pull our hair, and fuck us in the ass all the while calling us your dirty little whore............is that too much to ask? 
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frogprincess
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Jan 27 @ 2:56PM
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You can't sell yourself via a penis.
Amen to that.
What is it about the iternet that has us reveal our deepest darkest secrets,
and has us talking about our bed preferences before we even know who the
hell we're talking to?
There's gotta be a better way. 
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