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posted 1/26/2010 10:50:51 AM |
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  Sunshine79

Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes him- self a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master.

Poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself.

Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, "Use the FORKS, Luke."

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dmbchick420

Jan 26 @ 11:09AM  
I have to send this to a couple of my Star Wars nerd friends
mo_stargazer

Jan 26 @ 11:14AM  
I'm a Star Wars nerd so I found this to be a pretty funny start to my day!
sugarnspice005

Jan 26 @ 11:15AM  
mrknowuwell

Jan 26 @ 11:34AM  
the forks not strong yet within him - yoda
justme4u

Jan 26 @ 11:36AM  


YES WHEN
drcocktail87

Jan 26 @ 1:01PM  
theSkwirl

Jan 26 @ 1:04PM  
Best joke so far this week!
surv6969

Jan 26 @ 1:31PM  
ksk72

Jan 26 @ 2:24PM  
That was cute...I like making fun of people that cant use chopsticks
1bunny629

Jan 26 @ 3:04PM  
DangerousCurves999

Jan 26 @ 4:17PM  
Yado better watch out or Luke is gonna turn around and say .... "FORK YOU!!!"
StraddleMyNose

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Jan 26 @ 6:35PM  
Gawd, that was funny!
DesertSmile

Jan 26 @ 8:42PM  
Cute joke but I can't think of Star Wars characters without remembering a 3-year olds rendition:

Stars Wars According to a 3 year old.

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