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Chopsticks? posted 1/26/2010 10:50:51 AM | 2 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: fuck, funny, sunshine   Sunshine79 Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes him- self a large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease you'd expect from a Jedi Master. Poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands, dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself. Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, "Use the FORKS, Luke." ......... ........... ............ ........... ........... ..... Anybody wanna fuck? Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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dmbchick420	Jan 26 @ 11:09AM
	I have to send this to a couple of my Star Wars nerd friends
mo_stargazer	Jan 26 @ 11:14AM
	I'm a Star Wars nerd so I found this to be a pretty funny start to my day!
sugarnspice005	Jan 26 @ 11:15AM
mrknowuwell	Jan 26 @ 11:34AM
	the forks not strong yet within him - yoda
justme4u	Jan 26 @ 11:36AM
	YES WHEN
drcocktail87	Jan 26 @ 1:01PM
theSkwirl	Jan 26 @ 1:04PM
	Best joke so far this week!
surv6969	Jan 26 @ 1:31PM
ksk72	Jan 26 @ 2:24PM
	That was cute...I like making fun of people that cant use chopsticks
1bunny629	Jan 26 @ 3:04PM
DangerousCurves999	Jan 26 @ 4:17PM
	Yado better watch out or Luke is gonna turn around and say .... "FORK YOU!!!"
StraddleMyNose	Jan 26 @ 6:35PM
	Gawd, that was funny!
DesertSmile	Jan 26 @ 8:42PM
	Cute joke but I can't think of Star Wars characters without remembering a 3-year olds rendition: Stars Wars According to a 3 year old.