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  Sunshine79

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., "Over the Teacups," 1891


No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness. ~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir


Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. ~Drew Sirtors


Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat. ~Author Unknown


No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. ~Henry Ward Beecher


A morning without coffee is like sleep. ~Author Unknown


I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. ~Flash Rosenberg


As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ~Author Unknown


Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. ~Author Unknown


Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. ~Author Unknown


Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ~David Letterman


Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~Author Unknown


Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend. ~Author Unknown


This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder. ~Honore de Balzac, "The Pleasures and Pains of Coffee"


Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. ~Bob Irwin


I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference. ~Author Unknown


Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. ~Author Unknown


Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich. ~Author Unknown


Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ~Dutch Proverb


Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. ~Star Trek: Voyager


Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago. ~Author Unknown


He was my cream, and I was his coffee -
And when you poured us together, it was something.
~Josephine Baker


I've just arrived in New York City. What a place! Just smell those skyscrapers. Had breakfast at a little deli on Ninth Avenue. Cheese Danish and a cup of coffee, black as a moonless night. Hit the spot. ~From the television show Twin Peaks by David Lynch (Thanks, Rachel)


Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. ~Alphonse Allais


Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. ~Jessi Lane Adams


Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin! ~Author Unknown


Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before. ~Author Unknown


I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. ~Harry Mahtar


Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. ~Author Unknown

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StraddleMyNose

Jan 26 @ 7:17AM  
And a lot of coffee drinkers are going to appreciate this blog.
Sunshine79

Jan 26 @ 7:21AM  
Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. ~Drew Sirtors


I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. ~Harry Mahtar

Deja Brew-

Lovin' these!!! And yes, Straddle-I LOVE MY COFFEE!!!
StraddleMyNose

Jan 26 @ 7:29AM  
And I just followed your blog (yes, I'm riding your coattails on this... lol) with another coffee blog asking what your favorite type of coffee is.
RevDocLove

Jan 26 @ 8:04AM  
I like my coffee like I like my women...
Hot, black and sweet with a little cream
sugarnspice005

Jan 26 @ 8:41AM  
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold

So true! Thankfully there are microwaves in most places of business now.

Dione

Jan 26 @ 8:59AM  
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. ~Star Trek: Voyager
Gotta go brew my cuppa java right now... good one! Live long & propser—
maxximuss1967

Jan 26 @ 9:13AM  
I feel the same way about pussy!
LilGriz

Jan 26 @ 9:16AM  
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. ~Henry Ward Beecher

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ~Author Unknown

Aint dat da troof

Always wanna
NightOfOld

Jan 26 @ 9:22AM  


I drink about two pots a day.
soft_touch938

Jan 26 @ 10:18AM  
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ~David Letterman

I resemble that remark...

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. ~Author Unknown

Exactly!!

Thanks Sunshine...this went marvelous with my first cup of coffee.

Kudo!
sawduster

Jan 26 @ 10:39AM  
heck, i have at least one full thermos just waiting so i can bypass the wait. crawl outta bed, turn on the puter, go pee, come back and pour coffee, then try to get my eyes to focus so i can read few blogs while i get that first 12 ounces of caffeine in me.

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