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posted 1/25/2010 9:12:32 PM |
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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some". So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river.
The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the shore, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while trying to get a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint and he looks up and says "Hey you!!"
The monkey looks down and says "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck duuuuuuuuuude!!! How much water did you drink???"

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Jan 25 @ 9:15PM  


Jan 25 @ 9:16PM  
OMG, this joke is my absolute favorite. It truly makes me laugh every time!!
Thanks for reposting this, it really made my day!!! Greenie!

Jan 25 @ 9:30PM  
That may have been for sunshine but you RAWK
smokin n chokin

Jan 25 @ 9:34PM  
I want some of what the lizard and monkey are having!!!

Jan 25 @ 10:13PM  
That is always a top ten joke no matter how many times I hear it!

Jan 25 @ 10:43PM  


Jan 26 @ 12:17AM  

Jan 26 @ 12:23AM  
hehehe,,,how did I miss this? Too funny!

Jan 26 @ 12:48AM  
i dont get it

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