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A Koala Walks Into A Bar...

posted 1/25/2010 7:54:45 PM |
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  Sunshine79

A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more. This goes on for about half an hour and just when he was going to do it again, the barkeep told him if he was looking for a good time, there was someone in the back room who could help him. The koala decides why not and goes into the back room. There he meets a prostitute who is waiting for him. That night he has the best sex he has ever had.

After the prostitute turns to the koala and says, "How about my money," The koala looked confused and the prostitute brought out a dictionary and it said...PROSTITUTE: Has sex for money.

So, in response the koala turn to the definition for the koala and it says. KOALA: Eats bush and leaves.

Anybody wanna fuck?

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ThePurpleProphet

Jan 25 @ 8:00PM  


I always knew koalas were sneaky.
Dione

Jan 25 @ 8:06PM  
I love koals... some folks think they are smart, but this proves that they are smart indeed!
Dione

Jan 25 @ 8:07PM  
koals = koalas ops!
sugarnspice005

Jan 25 @ 8:14PM  
Cute!
onehornytoad69

Jan 25 @ 8:35PM  
The Lucky bastid!!
DarkKnightWalking

Jan 25 @ 8:51PM  
I walked into a bar once....










Damn that hurt.
Wordsofwit

Jan 25 @ 8:55PM  
I never heard that one before...
StraddleMyNose

Jan 25 @ 10:01PM  
NightOfOld

Jan 25 @ 10:46PM  



dmbchick420

Jan 26 @ 10:32AM  
YohanLondon

Jan 26 @ 8:13PM  
Nice one,,,,
keep them rolling in.
maxximuss1967

Jan 26 @ 11:57PM  

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