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posted 1/25/2010 5:13:39 PM |
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One of the fella's over at the vanilla site, in the R@S forums stated he didn't believe donkeys, snakes or bushes could talk. I can honestly say that his conclusions coincide with my experience, until an episode occured last evening while I was trying to untangle some knots of fur on the cat.

Suddenly she turned her head and gave me one of those looks, then abruptly told me..." to take my fuckn hands off her or she'd scratch the shit out of me". To say I was in a state of shock would be putting it mildly. Naturally I removed my hands and all was fine in the Bort household once again.

She is a very large cat that I became friends with a few summers ago. We normally play all sorts of rough and tumble games. Never once has she purposely harmed me, but this time could have been the exception had I not obeyed her command immediately.

Now,..on to a more important topic. Many of you have asked..."Bort"..."should I take may christmas balls off my panty bush, now that christmas is over?"

I would suggest YES because you don't want your balls rubbing up against your panty blossoms, which should be bursting forth this spring.

Thankyou for listening to my blog....Professor Pan.T.Borty

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Jan 25 @ 5:59PM  
"should I take may christmas balls off my panty bush, now that christmas is over?"

And Ladies should always keep them securely in their purse.

Jan 25 @ 6:05PM  
Glad you listened to the cat...otherwise, Skwirl would have had to have a talk with that cat.

Thanks for the advice on the panties.....all taken care of.

Jan 25 @ 6:17PM  
My cat talks to me all the time.............hey lady my dish is empty............hey lady my litter box needs to be cleaned.............or my personal favorite...........hey lady get your fat ass foot off my tail...............

Good to see you writing blogs my always make me chuckle....

Jan 25 @ 6:20PM  
My cat talks to me all the time
Yeah, same here...

Jan 25 @ 6:39PM  
Borty I love you

Thanks for the smile.

Oh and I agree with your cat.

Jan 25 @ 6:54PM  
I had a siamese cat that had two personalities and one of them was a dog.

Jan 25 @ 8:14PM  
Man...I can understand about the "Pussy Problem"....
But when are gonna give us "Guys" a GOOD set of undies?
Its all about the Women to you.....WTF?

Jan 25 @ 8:59PM  
But.. Bort.. I like balls rubbing against my pantie petals!

Jan 26 @ 12:09AM  
That's ok Borty...your cat talks to you and Zelda talks to me. I completely understand...

My Christmas balls are stored away in my fur-lined panty box but I appreciate your concern. What a good Professor you are to love us so much....

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