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The Queen's Riddle

posted 1/25/2010 1:28:37 PM |
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I got this joke in an email and thought it was rather funny...........and before anyone gets their panties in a knot....if GW was still president the names would be changed and I would still post it............


The Queens Riddle


Barak Obama meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your
Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any
tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowns "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in
here, would you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen smiles.
"Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president, the same question.

"Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He
goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an
answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin
Powell's shoes in the next stall.

Biden asks Powell, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother
and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Biden smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, he goes back to speak with Obama.

"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's
Colin Powell."

Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face,
"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

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NightOfOld

Jan 25 @ 1:34PM  


Greenie for you.
Dione

Jan 25 @ 1:36PM  
I like this... and I can see how Obama and Biden think they are both right—roflmao!
max49

Jan 25 @ 1:59PM  
dmbchick420

Jan 25 @ 1:59PM  
Tossin a greenie to you
RJ53

Jan 25 @ 2:06PM  
Very funny
ksk72

Jan 25 @ 3:02PM  
BlueEyes708

Jan 25 @ 4:18PM  
I love that, no matter which party it was from

Great Joke yu get a greenie
sugarnspice005

Jan 25 @ 6:16PM  
That was good!

Leaving you a greenie.
StraddleMyNose

Jan 25 @ 6:27PM  
Love that joke!
mrknowuwell

Jan 26 @ 12:45AM  

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