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The Horth Withperer (Joke)

posted 1/25/2010 11:15:28 AM |
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A guy calls his buddy, a horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

His buddy asks "How will I reconize him"

"Thats easy, he is a dwarf with a speech impediment"

So the dwarf shows up, and the rancher asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

" A female horth"

So the rancher shows him a prized filly.

"Nith looking horth, can I thee her eyeth?"

So the rancher picks him up and he gives the horse's eyes a once over.

"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?"

So the rancher picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.

"Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?"

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by now, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf, but can I thee her twat?"

Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under the arms and rams the dwarf's head up the horses fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

The dwarf gets up coughing and sputtering.

"Perhapth I should rephrase that, Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"

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