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Should you have your ass kicked? (another repost)

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Dear Civilians,

We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the
military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand.

Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass..

2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass - real bad.

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

4. GUYS If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or
Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces, Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been
okay when you were seven-years-old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt)..

6. If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military', Inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass..

7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) (do we really need to be remind of this?) flies by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing
your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.

8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same,
regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC).
The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC. Regardless of political party, we have no inside track on
what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is that when
those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep
asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked.

9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me, so stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore could kick your ass!

10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military, but real balls are a prerequisite for the job. That reminds me- if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!

11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*),'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.

12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families.
Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are
literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families.
Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get it's ass kicked.
It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.
It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
It's the Military who salutes the flag; who serves beneath the flag; whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.

13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish - kick their ass - without mercy..

14. (and I just added THIS one) If you think you're better than everyone else and have nothing better to do than throw insults because your life is so pathetic, you should have YOUR ass kicked too!

AND ONE MORE:
If you received this email and didn't pass it on, guess what - you deserve to get your ass kicked!!!!
I sent this to you, because I believe in the United States of America and -
I didn't want to get my ass kicked...

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Wordsofwit

Jan 24 @ 4:02PM  
You are much prettier when you are not political.
RevDocLove

Jan 24 @ 4:04PM  
Amen to all of them
#14 stands out though
whisperingcomet

Jan 24 @ 4:05PM  
now, thats an ass kicking blog...
NightOfOld

Jan 24 @ 4:06PM  

I disagree with Bruce. Your always Pretty.
PinkToeNails

Jan 24 @ 4:09PM  
awwww Bruce.....

Rev... I knew you'd like that one!

comet.... I know huh!??!? LOL

Night.........awwwwwwwww

I'm feeling all special and stuff!!
Wordsofwit

Jan 24 @ 4:13PM  
Now let me clarify my comment... you are always pretty, I said prettier. There is a difference!
ynot7769

Jan 24 @ 6:09PM  
i dont fit in any of these categories but ..i can think of folks that i'd LOVE to give the chance to kick my ass.....
maxximuss1967

Jan 25 @ 11:22AM  
Andy Rooney said on '60 minutes' 2 weeks ago

"I believe that if you are selling a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a news paper or a hotel room, You should do it speaking english! For a matter of fact if you want to be an american citizen, you should have to speak english!"

StraddleMyNose

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Jan 26 @ 12:25AM  
I agree, gotta love #14 on this list
mrknowuwell

Jan 26 @ 12:50AM  
u got ur ass kickers on i see

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