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This post by ladybootscooter is one of my all time favorites. Just Another Disgusting Blog. The tone and tenor reflect my sentiments at the moment with its satire and sarcasm in italics, but I couldn't resist adding to it (plain text).

To me, the theme is that it is more important to post something than it is to post something important.

Wow, look at me! Just thought I'd let you all know what I did today. I woke up, and then I turned on the coffee then I like took a shower. Couldn't decide on a beige or black suit but thought it is nearly Fall so I went with the beige. Smart choice huh? Yeah I thought so. It's not quite a Summer color, wore a little black shell under it so if I got too hot in my office I could pull off the jacket. Well I got to work in plenty of time to have a cup of coffee and check my mail and my in box before I had to go up for my meetings. That was nice, we keep Folgers at work too. And then, well I made some copies of reports and took those around to all the other offices in the building. Oh yeah I almost forgot I had lunch. It was pretty good. I usually eat here at work, that way I don't lose my parking space. Then I went back to my office and did some more work. Oh and then I got off work at 6:30. Wow, what a day. Think I'll watch some tv tonight. What do you think is good to watch??? Or maybe listen to some music?? What are you listening to??

Or wait I could tell you a joke......
knock, knock
who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
knock, knock
who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
knock, knock
who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

oh you didn't like that one?? Well let me look cos I'm sure I read some good ones on here last week, give me just a minute and I'll go copy and paste one of those on here instead!

and before I forget..........anybody in the tristate area wanna fuck??? I live here so I'm here all the time!!!!


Why do fucking people have to say something I don't agree with or like and make me mad? That really fucking pisses me off Then they have the nerve to say that I take things personally that I shouldn't and that I have anger management issues!!! FUCK YOU!! I don't have an anger management problem. Other people create a problem by pissing me off

I also have some real interesting news I want to share with you that is too important to keep to myself that I am sure everyone wants to hear about! A young lady from White Plains, New York sent me an email wanting to get together. She and her girlfriends just got into town!

"Hi there, I'm cherry audrey, 24 years old, looking for a guy who really wants to meet somewhere. Actually, I message you because I'm just new here in your city. Hope there's someone out there who wants to meet somewhere too. We're 3 girls here now at the hotel looking for NSA fun. Hey babe, if you feel comfortable about meeting 3 girls, think first if you can handle us and please, I want a safe guy ok? If your safe babe,we can exchange number ok? let's check it. Add me here, {email address removed}.. im online right now."

Now this is a sex site after all. So I have a question for you. How many of you are into combining scat and golden showers at the same time? You know, you crap on your partners face then pee on it. When crapping on their face, does it matter whether their mouth is open? For you ladies, when you are peeing on your partner's face, how do you maneuver to be sure your aim is on target?

Did you know that Barack Obama is an arab bent on bringing down christian America? It's true, I saw it in an email citing a reliable unnamed Source. There is no more reliable source for information then that as my friends would never forward an email on to me that wasn't true! They also send me the funniest freshest jokes too

There is also a troll on this site who just wants to stir up shit by calling people names. I think he just wants attention so I'll give him all of the attention he wants and post bulletins and blogs about him. That will teach him!

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RevDocLove

Jan 24 @ 9:37AM  
Funny!
I posted the Cherry Audrey blog on another blog already though
whisperingcomet

Jan 24 @ 9:46AM  
l'll leave a green one!
NightOfOld

Jan 24 @ 10:07AM  

I also will leave a green thing.
lunanegra

Jan 24 @ 10:33AM  
RJ53

Jan 24 @ 11:15AM  
I think that pretty much sums up almost every internet site I have ever been on for any length of time, even those that were not dating sites.
StraddleMyNose

Jan 24 @ 6:37PM  
When crapping on their face
I saw a video of a guy laying on his back with a mini toilet over his face to where two women shit in his mouth and he ate it. One of them even pissed in his mouth before she did the other to him.
ladybootscooter

Feb 1 @ 10:50PM  
I'm jealous Bruce, you got more damn kudos on my old blog than I did when I first posted it!!

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