I was talking with a friend of mine about dicks and then I remember I could maybe post something on here.I am having with her "the best penis" contest.This is all you guys have to do.Send me a message with your penis in it.We will let this go for a day and see who has the best one and let you know.Now get started and start sending them to me guys.You might just get lucky ;).
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funnywhapper
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Jan 23 @ 11:34PM
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i will have to consult venus first. she has my penis. its venus's penis.
and the photos of my penis. i'm kinda computer dumbo. so that's a very
hard trick to do, sending a photo of a penis. i never could get the hang
of computerese.
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StraddleMyNose
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Jan 23 @ 11:40PM
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I was thinking about doing the same, but only with the ladies sending me their pussy shots for a contest. 
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Leonidas100
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Jan 23 @ 11:51PM
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I'm much like Whapper, and the best I can offer is a wink or a kudo for the contest. What does first place get? 
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funnywhapper
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Jan 24 @ 12:16AM
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i just checked your profile and assorted stuff. the picture or photo on the right
is so like britney spears amazing resemblance. well have her on the mind.
she's on the mend, and really did not go around the bend. topeka is a neat place.
clarence kelly was nearby the other day. well ya know anyway, i'm old
enuff to be your granpa really. you have fun. here's 100 quintillion dollars.
you deserve it. you can go to sicily and live at marina di ragusa. and if jason
and the algonauts don't cooperate, kevin is alot better. but kevin should
keep his hair long. last time i saw him near here, his hair was long.
he looks better with long hair, so do you. cutest photos. thx. zorro bonanno.
someday zorra bonanno will return from her life in the hebrew hammers
and zorros of zion. someday. waiting waiting waiting. venus will too.
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Ewe_Wish
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Jan 24 @ 12:25AM
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Well I do still have some penis pics of members here........whose would you like.......  
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ShadowMale
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Jan 24 @ 12:33AM
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Well I would... but according to your profile.. I'm out of your age group.
Besides, for some reason these contests usually end up being biased towards bigger ones. And I figure if I'm not 12 inches, I most likely don't have the biggest. 
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funnywhapper
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Jan 24 @ 12:50AM
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you're too hard to resist, even harder to resist than the draft. years ago
i was 1-y for the draft in 1970, why 1920? it meant in case of war or
national emergency only. and there were plenty of both. so...lucky hollywood star.
go ahead baby hit me one more time. see you and i are playing black jack
and i aim to lose all my money to you. so hit me one more time. tuff luck
for me i busted over 21. you win again. how to lose on purpose can be hard
to do. its like the parable of lazarus and the rich man dives. owned dives
all over the world. lazarus was fed by that crowd. hung out with that crowd
for more reasons than that crowd knew. in the end, dives went to hell, lazarus
to heaven. lazaurs was a beggar, lived on the charity of tax system it seemed.
who really was lazarus. jesus raised him from the dead they say. it happened
to me many times. did lazarus ever die again? or has he been alive all this
time. you just keep smiling. good. well ya know those photos are the best
ones i've ever seen of you. amazing. now i gotta go read your essay.
i'm such a crusty old codger, and no draft dodger. sometimes women draft
you at the party too. poor me. men get pulled in bedrooms too. at parties
too. happened to me too many times.
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ynot7769
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Jan 24 @ 1:05AM
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well hell MINES best...i know as its the one i got ....and thats what makes it best to ME
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selectusername
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Jan 24 @ 2:39AM
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hold on while I download one from google.....
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onehornytoad69
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Jan 24 @ 5:54AM
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hold on while I download one from google..... Yeah what he said!!!!
My Pecker is broken..... stress is a Bitch!!!   But I'm sure a lil "Mouth to Head "would Fix things!!!  
Interesting Blog!!! 
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RevDocLove
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Jan 24 @ 8:45AM
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Too bad you can't see my long Dick Dragon dong in my profile pics
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somnium
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Jan 24 @ 10:10AM
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Big enough?
You decide
And if you're really into giving head ladies:
You'll love this one!
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longhorn386
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Jan 24 @ 10:29AM
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My longhorn is the king kong of dongs. It's big, hard and heavy duty! It can do all three shifts, morning, day, and night. It's given nearly all women multiple orgasms every time, because I know how to use it and everything else it takes to satisfy.
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lunanegra
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Jan 24 @ 10:36AM
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Sure this isn't a form of subterfuge my dear? 
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