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posted 1/23/2010 9:23:54 PM |
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I purchased a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the following day. The next morning, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry DKW, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

"Well shit happens, just return my money to me," I said. "Sorry, can't do that," said the farmer. "I already spent it."

"OK then, just unload the donkey," I said.
"Whatcha gonna do with him?" asked the farmer.
"I'm going to raffle him off," I replied.
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" the farmer exclaimed.
"Of course I can," I said. "Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A few weeks later, the farmer ran into me at the store and asked, "So, what happened with the dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."
"Didn't anyone complain?" he inquired.
"Just the guy who won. So, I gave him his two dollars back."

(No, not my joke. But I found it funny as all hell. Smart, too. )

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Jan 23 @ 9:49PM  
I like your economics too.

Wannan Fuck/

I'll give you a greenie

Jan 23 @ 10:00PM  
Heyyyy... what a great idea! Worked too- so long as the other 499 people don't find out about it!!!


Jan 23 @ 11:01PM  

Jan 24 @ 12:27AM  
Oh hell that was funny...............

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