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Mermaid vs Whale............ lol

posted 1/23/2010 3:18:44 AM |
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Recently, in a large city in France, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said, "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"

A middle-aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym.


To Whom It May Concern,

Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans.)

They have an active sex life, get pregnant and have adorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp.

They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Bering Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia.

Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs.

They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans.

They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the world.

Mermaids don't exist. If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis. Fish or human?

They don't have a sex life because they kill men who get close to them, not to mention how could they have sex? Just look at them ... where is IT?

Therefore, they don't have kids either.


Not to mention, who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?

The choice is perfectly clear to me:

I want to be a whale.

P..S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver, and a piece of chocolate with my friends.

With time, we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.



So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, ¨Good grief, look how smart I am!¨



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Ewe_Wish

Jan 23 @ 3:25AM  
So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
I am going to have a T-shirt made up with this on it.............


Good blog...........I believe I have a kudo around here for ya.............
funnywhapper

Jan 23 @ 5:42AM  
have a whale of a good time!!!!!!
Dione

Jan 23 @ 5:59AM  
Now what kind of whale do I want to be... Beluga Whale, Blue Whale, Gray Whale, Humpback Whale, Killer Whale (Orca) Right Whale, Sperm Whale or Narwhal? I think I'd like to be a Beluga Whale... yep, that's it!



RevDocLove

Jan 23 @ 7:58AM  
I used to be a Sperm whale, now more like a humpback
Old age, you know
Wordsofwit

Jan 23 @ 8:01AM  
If somebody posts a joke that has been posted multiple times in the last several months, is it inconsiderate to mention it?
ynot7769

Jan 23 @ 10:05AM  
ALMOST speechless....


MAJOR KUDO!!!
ThePurpleProphet

Jan 23 @ 12:20PM  


Beautiful, simply beautiful.


LilGriz

Jan 23 @ 1:47PM  
[/QUOTE]always surrounded by friends[QUOTE]

yep, an dats da troof
sugarnspice005

Jan 23 @ 7:04PM  
I like it.
StraddleMyNose

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Jan 23 @ 11:33PM  
Not to mention, who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?
I still have not had an encounter with any woman who has ever smelled that way. lol

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