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Get a good laugh i did posted 1/22/2010 3:55:52 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse   vidorob One night Jerry brought home a dozen red roses to his wife. "How lovely, Dear," she said. "What's the occasion?" "I want to make love to you," he said simply. "Not tonight, Dear. I have a headache," answered his wife. The next night Jerry came home with a big box of chocolates and explained that he wanted to make love with her. "I'm awfully tired, Honey," said his wife. "Not tonight." Every night for a week Jerry brought home something, but each time his wife's answer was no. Finally he came home with six black kittens with little red bows around their necks and handed them to his wife. "How adorable, Jerry!" she exclaimed. "But what are they for?" The husband replied, "These are six little pallbearers for your dead pussy." Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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RevDocLove	Jan 22 @ 4:01PM
	Now that's funny right there, I don't care who ya' are
PinkToeNails	Jan 22 @ 4:03PM
	Well I don't think he's going to get it tonight... or tomorrow night.... or the next night.... or the next...... well.... you get the picture!
max49	Jan 22 @ 4:36PM
	What she said ^^^^^^
surv6969	Jan 22 @ 4:51PM
DarkKnightWalking	Jan 22 @ 5:10PM
	He should have brought her home a Sam's Club industrial sized bottle of headache medicine. "What's this for? I don't have a headache." "Good, let's fuck." Cute joke, but it does bring up a good point as well for men OR women... Try not to say no too many times to a significant other. There are too many around who will say yes. And the more you say no, the percentage rises that they will realize this.
Dione	Jan 22 @ 5:19PM
	Cute joke, but it does bring up a good point as well for men OR women... Try not to say no too many times to a significant other. There are too many around who will say yes. And the more you say no, the percentage rises that they will realize this. Take heed to what the knight doth say... he is in deed the wisest of them all!
RevDocLove	Jan 22 @ 5:37PM
	Perfect Jewish marriage is when they both have a headache "Not tonight dollink, I hev a headache"
YohanLondon	Jan 22 @ 5:43PM
	Nice one...
sugarnspice005	Jan 22 @ 6:33PM
	That's cute!
ksk72	Jan 22 @ 6:42PM
	Good thing Rob has a woman that NEVER says "NO"
aftershox	Jan 22 @ 9:00PM
	here are too many around who will say yes. I am told I am not a very negative person...
tassie1	Jan 23 @ 5:38AM
	I like someone who thinks positive