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One night Jerry brought home a dozen red roses to his wife. "How lovely, Dear," she said. "What's the occasion?"

"I want to make love to you," he said simply.

"Not tonight, Dear. I have a headache," answered his wife.

The next night Jerry came home with a big box of chocolates and explained that he wanted to make love with her. "I'm awfully tired, Honey," said his wife. "Not tonight."

Every night for a week Jerry brought home something, but each time his wife's answer was no. Finally he came home with six black kittens with little red bows around their necks and handed them to his wife.

"How adorable, Jerry!" she exclaimed. "But what are they for?"

The husband replied, "These are six little pallbearers for your dead pussy."

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RevDocLove

Jan 22 @ 4:01PM  
Now that's funny right there, I don't care who ya' are
PinkToeNails

Jan 22 @ 4:03PM  
Well I don't think he's going to get it tonight... or tomorrow night.... or the next night.... or the next...... well.... you get the picture!

max49

Jan 22 @ 4:36PM  
What she said ^^^^^^
surv6969

Jan 22 @ 4:51PM  
DarkKnightWalking

Jan 22 @ 5:10PM  
He should have brought her home a Sam's Club industrial sized bottle of headache medicine.

"What's this for? I don't have a headache."
"Good, let's fuck."


Cute joke, but it does bring up a good point as well for men OR women...
Try not to say no too many times to a significant other. There are too many around who will say yes. And the more you say no, the percentage rises that they will realize this.
Dione

Jan 22 @ 5:19PM  
Cute joke, but it does bring up a good point as well for men OR women... Try not to say no too many times to a significant other. There are too many around who will say yes. And the more you say no, the percentage rises that they will realize this.
Take heed to what the knight doth say... he is in deed the wisest of them all!
RevDocLove

Jan 22 @ 5:37PM  
Perfect Jewish marriage is when they both have a headache
"Not tonight dollink, I hev a headache"
YohanLondon

Jan 22 @ 5:43PM  
Nice one...
sugarnspice005

Jan 22 @ 6:33PM  
That's cute!
ksk72

Jan 22 @ 6:42PM  
Good thing Rob has a woman that NEVER says "NO"
aftershox

Jan 22 @ 9:00PM  
here are too many around who will say yes.
I am told I am not a very negative person...
tassie1

Jan 23 @ 5:38AM  
I like someone who thinks positive

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