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  Sunshine79

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either."

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Anybody wanna fuck?

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Dione

Jan 21 @ 9:37PM  
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
I was recently selected to do this... I tried to cut each piece equally, but I know it wasn't perfect because I did it - lol!
ksk72

Jan 21 @ 9:59PM  
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

reminds me how much I dont miss those places

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