A little boy was attending his first wedding with the family..
After the service, a cousin wondered aloud, "I wonder how many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen," volunteered Jenni's boy.
The cousin was amazed that the boy had figured it out so quickly and asked, "How do you know that for sure?"
"Easy," Jenni's boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, didn't you hear the preacher say: 'Four for better, four for worse, four richer, and four poorer,' and that makes sixteen "
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budman701
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Jan 21 @ 2:19PM
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I only want the four for richer....
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Ewe_Wish
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Jan 21 @ 2:21PM
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I stopped at 3 I found that two of them were for worse....................LOL
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sugarnspice005
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Jan 21 @ 2:37PM
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I'll take the four richer.
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Dione
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Jan 21 @ 2:39PM
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I stopped at two... 1st one was for worse and the 2nd one was for better. I prefer the later and don't think I'll mess with success - lol!
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max49
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Jan 21 @ 2:44PM
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 FOUR!!! I ain't goin' there. Three was enough. 
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DarkKnightWalking
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Jan 21 @ 2:45PM
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Saying services reminds me of one...
Grampa took his 5 yr old grandson to his first morning service. Now the preacher was well known to be long winded in his passion. The boy was trying to be good, but 5 yr olds are not known for sitting still. So...he is looking around and sees 3 flags behind the pew. So he whispers "Grampa, what are those 3 flags for?"
Grampa replies "Well, one is the US flag, you know that one. The second is the Christian flag. The third is for the boys who died in the service."
So the little boy sits some more. But, it's a favorite sermon of the preacher and he goes on and on, fire and brimstone just running wild. The squirmies set in, and he is nearly beside himself trying to be good. Finally he tugs on his Grampas sleeve to ask another question, so Grampa looks down and he says...
"Grampa, did those boys die in the morning service, or the evening service?"
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dmbchick420
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Jan 21 @ 3:00PM
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One is plenty for me 
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RevDocLove
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Jan 21 @ 3:52PM
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I seemed to have got stuck with the four for the worst..  
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maxximuss1967
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Jan 21 @ 5:05PM
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i LOVE IT! 
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ksk72
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Jan 21 @ 5:42PM
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StraddleMyNose
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Jan 21 @ 6:34PM
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Never heard this one before
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