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A pirate captain walks into a bar with the steering wheel of a ship shoved down the front of his pants. He settles up to the bar and says, "I be having Rum."

The bartender replies, "Sure thing buddy".

The bartender delivers the drink and says, "If you don't mind my asking, doesn't that steering wheel bother you?"

The captain looks at him and says; "Arr, it's drivin' me nuts."

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sugarnspice005

Jan 20 @ 2:54PM  
OOOOOOkay!
funnywhapper

Jan 20 @ 2:55PM  
i really didn't get the joke, if it was but piracy is an interesting subject.
who is more of a pirate? the pirates who steal, or the governments who
steal from the People in taxes. forcing them into piracy. and revolt.
many of us consumers are more and more patronizing pirate stores.
the cost of living is too high for most people. the merchandise is
stolen by expert pirate gangs. i opposed this at first, but as the cost
of living soared, so many had no other choice. god bless the 99 cent store.
i got a package of krazy glue there today, for only 99 cents. to fix
the mirror on my car that had fallen off. everything in the store, even
the checkers is 99 cents or less.amazing.how do they do it. maybe
some secret wealthy benefactor is taking care of us all somehow and
operating at a huge loss, that could be true too. if so god bless her forever.
sugarnspice005

Jan 20 @ 2:56PM  
He's ^^^^^^ got a point.
dmbchick420

Jan 20 @ 2:59PM  
Yes, whapper does have a point! How did you not get the joke whapper? He is driving his nuts because....there is a steering wheel in his pants......

Yes people...I am easily amused...whaddya want?
1bunny629

Jan 20 @ 3:02PM  
....so....when did the guys need something extra in their pants to Drive Their Nuts? ...must a been a big pair of....pants????
ksk72

Jan 20 @ 3:27PM  
maxximuss1967

Jan 20 @ 4:24PM  
nice! i was expecting an rrrrr kelly joke!
Sunshine79

Jan 20 @ 6:18PM  
Wow......lol
RevDocLove

Jan 20 @ 8:08PM  
Drivin' me nuts... me arse
mo_stargazer

Jan 20 @ 10:23PM  
LOL
mrknowuwell

Jan 21 @ 12:27AM  
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Jan 21 @ 1:48AM  
selectusername

Jan 21 @ 2:02AM  
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