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Any amusing stories any want to share? I've got the dogs who can be a source of non stop entertainment. Watching them romp and roll in fresh snow if fun to watch............even if I do call them traitors for it. Then there is the time when I had only the German Shepherd, (yes, at one time I had only one quiet those days were... ), and it had just snowed, we got about 9 inches. I had cleared the driveway, and there were nice piles of snow on either side of the driveway. I was going to head to my parents house, and I was taking my dog with me. My front door leads to a porch, a nice sized one too. Anyway, we got to the top of the steps, and my dog saw a neighbor's cat in HIS guessed it..he shot off after that cat, and me, I held onto that leash. Ended up face first in the snow bank to the side of the porch, but, I still had a hold of my dog. And a face full of snow. All I could think of at the time is that had to have been one helluva sight for the neighbors to see and I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF! What can you do? Get mad? Nope, not me, I laughed my ass off.

And that is just one of the adventures of having a dog. Anyone out there got a story to share?

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Jan 20 @ 1:33PM  
Does it have to be pet-related? I have no doggehs or kittehs

Jan 20 @ 1:38PM  
No, doesn't have to be pet related. Just anything amusing.

Jan 20 @ 1:41PM  
I had a chow that ripped up a DEA agent's ass when the agent came through the backyard gate and tried to scale my fence to raid the house next door. He didn't make it. He was embarrassed and his buds were laughing at him. The next door neighbors weren't home at the time of the raid either. But they found what they wanted upon entering the house and arrested the people at work. I didn't know what was going on until I read it in the paper as the DEA wouldn't tell me. It was a multi-location coke ring and led to the largest haul in Texas history at the time.

Jan 20 @ 1:52PM  
My daughter had a cat named Pee Wee. When he followed her home he was this tiny ball of fluff. He grew up to be a very large Maine Coon cat. Those cats have attitude. This cat did not like strangers in the house and never failed to let them know that their presence was not appreciated at all.
One day my daughter's friend Rob came to the house. This guy played football and was 6ft5in tall and weighed a good 275. It was funny to see him in the corner with Pee Wee standing guard doing his perfect Halloween cat imitation.

Jan 20 @ 1:54PM  
All my dogs have loved it when I take them to the river. I just live 5 blocks from the big ol Mississippi. At the time of this story I only had a little Nissan 240sx and 3 dogs. My rottweiler Pidge, Fiona the smallest long haired dachshund, and Mr. Beau Diddley a larger miniature long haired dachshund (he liked to hoard the food).
All I had to do was say the word "RIVER" and the pups would jump into frenzy mode and rush to the door frantically to jump off the porch and line up to get in the car. It was exasperating to say the least, but funny because you knew they would do it and the look in their eyes was a tell all of the fun to come. Once in the car they all took their positions. Fiona under the driver seat, entering from the back because she has never liked the car because she thinks we are going to the vet. Beauby in my lap or just wherever he can get a look out the window. Pidge in the middle, part in the backseat and the rest in front balancing on the console with her head sticking out of the sun roof. Needless to say drool was a common part of the trip and Pidge was the queen of drool. So off we would go for a short jaunt to the river and the looks I would get just from Pidges head and tongue flying around the top of the vehicle were priceless. Let's not even get into what happened inside the car while prepping to step out onto the plush green grass after arriving at the "RIVER"!....a story will some point.....

Jan 20 @ 2:11PM  
I had a pet rat I had raised frm a pinkie that my pet boa wouldnt eat.I named him Ratsputin.When I traveled,he lived in a velvet pouch I wore on my belt....I was gonna write more,but a 1yr old has a way of getting attn.

Jan 20 @ 2:12PM  
This one has to do with a dog my sister had when we were in our teens/early 20's. He was dobe/shepherd mix. She was sitting in the backyard with our parents and letting her dog run around the yard. My parents yard is a little over an acre. Anyway, the dog was running around with a toy, and all of the sudden he drops it and puts his nose up in the air. My sister, wondering what the dog could be sniffing out, looked around. Over by the highway, walking on the sidewalk, was this heavyset man, and that is who her dog zeroed in on. Next thing my sister knew, the dog was taking off across the field after this poor guy, and here is my sister, running behind her dog, screaming frantically and of course the dog isn't listening. Now, this site has already got me laughing, when, next thing we know, the dog catches up to the guy and nips him in the ass. The guy was startled, but not hurt as it was only a nip, and didn't even touch skin. He actually had a chuckle over the site of my sister running after her dog.

Jan 20 @ 2:12PM  
My two whippets are crazy...the run around the house so fast that half the time they crash into something at the other end of the house. I laugh at every face plant into a wall I see I figure they keep doing it so I am gonna keep laughing

if your not familiar with a whippet they are a smaller greyhound type dog with a top speed between 25-30 MPH So when they crash its funny and LOUD

Jan 20 @ 2:15PM  
So when they crash its funny and LOUD

them little fuggers hurt when they run into people too

Jan 20 @ 2:44PM  
My cats do some funny things, but you have to see it to laugh. One of my cats got in the shower the other day and couldn't figure out how to get out of the tub. She kept pressing her face against the shower curtain with a pushing motion, which you can see through, so all you could see was her face pressed up against it with this look of bewilderment on her face like, "how the fuck do I get out of here?". It was so cute and funny

Jan 20 @ 2:49PM  
i've had dogs all my life. first was tippi, the one now is lucky, named after
lucky luciano and lucky santangelo of the jackie collins series of books.
she's female aussie shepherd. microchipped to headquarters. i think
she is an MI6 dog, watching and sending back information to headquarters.
she may turn into a real live female like the cat in 'assignment earth' on
star trek starring teri garr and robert lansing. that was a real good episode.

Jan 20 @ 4:14PM  
Anyone ever see one of those little "moppy lookin" dogs who was blind
try to chase a rabbit through a chainlink fence??
Or, in the house, change the furniture around and watch him navigate??
Funnier'n hell

Jan 20 @ 10:21PM  
was taking my dog Cumbucket for a walk wearing buttercup on my head .cold as hell outside and shit my pants just a little

Jan 21 @ 1:53AM  
I don't have any funny stories to share tonight.

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