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Radom Sexual and Other Thoughts posted 1/20/2010 12:42:41 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse   TexasRacer Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong… Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Does time fly when you’re having sex or was it really just one minute? Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless. The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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frogprincess	Jan 20 @ 12:51PM
	Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship Eh, you're not helping your cause there, Racer.
sugarnspice005	Jan 20 @ 1:07PM
	Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs Guilty. I've chuckled at seeing someone tumble down the stairs. Now before anyone gets on my case about that...I've also laughed at myself for my own clumsiness, or, in one instant, my dog helping my clumsiness.
TexasRacer	Jan 20 @ 1:08PM
	well by now ya know me. Just stating the obvious. Seriously, had a room mate way back when. He had this relationship with a girl, they met and feel in love, fought and broke up. Problem was, she never even knew it......
ksk72	Jan 20 @ 2:00PM
	Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich so true The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. I live in a trailer park so this happens alot
1bunny629	Jan 20 @ 2:11PM
	.... Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. ...was this after.... If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong… ...I am ASSuming it was..... ...oh and... Seriously, had a room mate way back when. He had this relationship with a girl, they met and feel in love, fought and broke up. Problem was, she never even knew it...... ...it is usually the other way around....
vidorob	Jan 20 @ 2:25PM
	I live in a trailer park so this happens alot The funny part of this is her neighbors
RevDocLove	Jan 20 @ 4:19PM
	It's easy for men to fake orgasms too.. Especially in the 'doggy' position.. Make the appropriate moves and sounds and hack a loogie on her back The sound you hear is the door slamming behind me as I run out of it
Sunshine79	Jan 20 @ 6:19PM