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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong…

Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Does time fly when you’re having sex or was it really just one minute?

Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless.

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

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frogprincess

Jan 20 @ 12:51PM  
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship

Eh, you're not helping your cause there, Racer.
sugarnspice005

Jan 20 @ 1:07PM  
Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs

Guilty. I've chuckled at seeing someone tumble down the stairs. Now before anyone gets on my case about that...I've also laughed at myself for my own clumsiness, or, in one instant, my dog helping my clumsiness.
TexasRacer

Jan 20 @ 1:08PM  
well by now ya know me. Just stating the obvious. Seriously, had a room mate way back when. He had this relationship with a girl, they met and feel in love, fought and broke up.

Problem was,



she never even knew it......
ksk72

Jan 20 @ 2:00PM  
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich

so true

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

I live in a trailer park so this happens alot
1bunny629

Jan 20 @ 2:11PM  
....
Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
...was this after....
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong…
...I am ASSuming it was..... ...oh and...
Seriously, had a room mate way back when. He had this relationship with a girl, they met and feel in love, fought and broke up.

Problem was,



she never even knew it......
...it is usually the other way around....
vidorob

Jan 20 @ 2:25PM  
I live in a trailer park so this happens alot
The funny part of this is her neighbors
RevDocLove

Jan 20 @ 4:19PM  
It's easy for men to fake orgasms too..
Especially in the 'doggy' position..
Make the appropriate moves and sounds and hack a loogie on her back
The sound you hear is the door slamming behind me as I run out of it
Sunshine79

Jan 20 @ 6:19PM  

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