AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating

Tuesdays Crude Funnies

posted 1/19/2010 3:32:50 PM |
1 kudogive kudos what's this?
    report abuse
tagged: fuck, funny, sunshine
  Sunshine79

Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.


Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.

Q. Why don't little girls fart?
A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.


Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ?
A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!

Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.


Q. What's the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.


Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don't stop for directions.


Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
A. He decided to stick it out for one more year!

Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
A. The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!


Q. How do you know when your wife is really dead?
A. Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger.

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A. Marry it.


Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A. Give it a nipple.

Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A. Fur traders
.

Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.


Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A. When his hand caught on fire.

Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
A. Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!


Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Dress her up as an alter boy

Q. Why don't witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks?
A. Better traction.


Anybody wanna fuck?

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

   read more blogs!

Blogs by Sunshine79:
A Koala Walks Into A Bar...
A Happy, Happy Birthday!
House Cleaning Hints (LMAO)
*PUSSY GAME* (Repost)
What's The Difference.....?
What's Your Slogan?
Just Give Me Two Gotchas
Chinese Counterfeit Condoms??
So Cynical.....
How Many Wives?
Application
Super Bowl
Tuesdays Crude Funnies
Out Of Order?
Marriage?
Future Doctors?
Crude Funnies
AMD Exercise Plan
Strange & Interesting Facts
Humor Just For The Ladies ;)
AMD Chinese Take-Out
This Is Why I Don't Do.....
Floor Models
What It REALLY Means......
Actual Responses On Welfare Apps


Comments:

post a comment!

sugarnspice005

Jan 19 @ 3:55PM  
Q. Why don't witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks?
A. Better traction.
OUCH!!!!!
1bunny629

Jan 19 @ 4:04PM  
HA!
max49

Jan 19 @ 4:17PM  
Dione

Jan 19 @ 4:36PM  
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don't stop for directions.
An oldie, but goodie!
likearock69

Jan 19 @ 4:58PM  
[quote]
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
A. Goes-in-tight!

Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in?
A. The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
A. Dress her up as an alter boy
[/quotre]

Frickin awesome



kudos sunshine, kudos. I'm bookmarking this for those shitty down days.

free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2014 Online Singles, LLC.
OS-WEB01
Tuesdays Crude Funnies