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  Sunshine79

-- At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

-- A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

-- When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

-- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

-- Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

-- Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

-- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a big gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.


For all those men who say "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk free?" Here's an update for you!! Nowadays majority of woman are against marriage, why? Because women realize its not worth buying the pig just to get a little sausage!!!!!

Anybody wanna fuck?

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ksk72

Jan 18 @ 8:00PM  
its not worth buying the pig just to get a little sausage!!!!!
and I like a different sausage now an then


Just did
RJ53

Jan 18 @ 8:18PM  
one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Yes, I am. I married the wrong man

LOL Been there done that.
StraddleMyNose

Jan 18 @ 8:22PM  
-- Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
theSkwirl

Jan 18 @ 9:07PM  
I was in that institution for a long time.. thank gawd I'm cured now!
DesertSmile

Jan 18 @ 9:22PM  
Ahh come on....marriage to the right person can be and is a good thing.
wstang69

Jan 18 @ 9:43PM  
Who is needing some sasauge?
YohanLondon

Jan 18 @ 9:56PM  
It can be disappointing if you bought a big pig and discovered you had a tiny sausage..:) :) :)
selectusername

Jan 18 @ 11:54PM  
<<< certified sausage distributor!
likearock69

Jan 19 @ 1:05AM  
lmao I like those jokes.

marriage is an outdated institution. but hey tax breaks

to the right person...to a VERY special person...it might be ok.

until that my sausage is always available
tassie1

Jan 19 @ 5:18AM  
* sucks his attractive looking beer gut in ..........

so whatcha trying to tell me baby, you still wanna fuck or what ?
surv6969

Jan 19 @ 8:45AM  
dmbchick420

Jan 19 @ 8:49AM  
For all those men who say "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk free?" Here's an update for you!! Nowadays majority of woman are against marriage, why? Because women realize its not worth buying the pig just to get a little sausage!!!!!

dmbchick420

Jan 19 @ 8:51AM  
Just wanted to add....

I don't have any little sausage at home....mines is pretty big....yes indeed
KitKat25

Jan 19 @ 11:26AM  
For all those men who say "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk free?" Here's an update for you!! Nowadays majority of woman are against marriage, why? Because women realize its not worth buying the pig just to get a little sausage!!!!!

I wonder if I can get this put on a bumper sticker?

I loved these Sunshine...greenie!

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