What about terms referring to masturbation? I had a male friend that would call it "Jerking off",or more hilariously "Squeezing the snot outta BoBo" Lmao, That one STILL cracks me up.
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mrknowuwell
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Jan 17 @ 11:20PM
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i thought BOB puked battery acid  
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lunanegra
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Jan 17 @ 11:24PM
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In reference to guys, I call it "child abuse" because they're "beating Junior"..get it?
Its a little tasteless, but I've heard worse.
Like in reference to when girls do, I call it "deep sea fishing" 
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PinkToeNails
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Jan 17 @ 11:26PM
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it's called......
fucking with yourself!!!!!!!!!!
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mrknowuwell
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Jan 17 @ 11:27PM
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abusing a small primate??? 
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sugarnspice005
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Jan 17 @ 11:27PM
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it's called......
fucking with yourself!!!!!!!!!!
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Dione
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Jan 17 @ 11:43PM
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Here's just a few... there's more where this came from - lol!
Five Knuckle Shuffle
jerkin' the gherkin
the old yanky the cranky
Chafing the carrot
Saying Hi to my monster
Punching the Clown
Chokin the Chicken
Slappin the sausage
spanking the monkey
Assault on a Friendly Weapon
Backstroke Roulette
Baiting your Hook
Batting Practice
Beating the Bishop
Beating your Meat
Being your Own Best Friend
Blow Your Load
Bludgeon the Beefsteak
Boppin' your Bologna
Buffing the Banana
Burping the Worm
Butter Your Corn
Calling Down For More Mayo
Calling All Cum
Carrying Weight
Changing your Oil
Charm the Cobra
Choke the Serriff and Wait for the Posse to Come
Choke your Chicken
Clean the Pipes
Clean your Rifle
Clubbing Eddy
Couch Hockey for One
Crank the Shank
Crown the King
Custer's Last Stand
Date Miss Michigan
Date Mother Palm and Her Five Daughters
Devil's Handshake (Catholic School)
etc.
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rnj1013
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Jan 17 @ 11:43PM
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i'm gonna go run a batch thinking about luna deep sea fishing
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JsGirl69
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Jan 17 @ 11:53PM
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Eew @ deep-sea fishing. funny though...
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JsGirl69
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Jan 17 @ 11:56PM
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Thats my new fav,Pink!
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PinkToeNails
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Jan 17 @ 11:59PM
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i'm gonna go run a batch thinking about luna deep sea fishing
uhhhh... does that mean you're gonna.......
Five Knuckle Shuffle
jerkin' the gherkin
the old yanky the cranky
Chafing the carrot
Saying Hi to my monster
Punching the Clown
Chokin the Chicken
Slappin the sausage
spanking the monkey
Assault on a Friendly Weapon
Backstroke Roulette
Baiting your Hook
Batting Practice
Beating the Bishop
Beating your Meat
Being your Own Best Friend
Blow Your Load
Bludgeon the Beefsteak
Boppin' your Bologna
Buffing the Banana
Burping the Worm
Butter Your Corn
Calling Down For More Mayo
Calling All Cum
Carrying Weight
Changing your Oil
Charm the Cobra
Choke the Serriff and Wait for the Posse to Come
Choke your Chicken
Clean the Pipes
Clean your Rifle
Clubbing Eddy
Couch Hockey for One
Crank the Shank
Crown the King
Custer's Last Stand
Date Miss Michigan
Date Mother Palm and Her Five Daughters
Devil's Handshake (Catholic School)
or are you just gonna fuck with yourself?!??!
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somnium
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Jan 18 @ 12:02AM
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@ Dion's comment! Damn gurl, you have a Thesaurus sitting next to you?? Most of those, I never heard of!! 
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Wordsofwit
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Jan 18 @ 12:16AM
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I recall a lot of those from a George Carlin routine.
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KitKat25
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Jan 18 @ 12:20AM
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Buffing the Banana
This one is fun. 
Love the list Dione...thanks! 
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JsGirl69
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Jan 18 @ 12:52AM
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Yes Thanx Dione! Id LOVE to read more...
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lunanegra
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Jan 18 @ 1:06AM
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i'm gonna go run a batch thinking about luna deep sea fishing
I just need some good masturbait 
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hardcorebj
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Jan 18 @ 2:03AM
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My favorite euphemism is " roughing up the suspect ", lol.my second favorite is " flogging the dolphin ", lol a few others " bopping the bishop", lol " " Spanking the monkey ", lol " choking the chicken ", lol.Next to sex with a partner , or partners, it is a national pasttime for males, lol.One that we learn at a very young age that follows us through life till we pass on, lol.A great accompnient to porn videos and mags, and a great and pleasurable way to pass the time, and bring pleasure to man, and " mans best friend ", lol.Your never too old, for sticky fingers, lol.Thanks for the great blog posting., and laugh.Heres a green kudo for you, wish i could give more.Kudos.
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RevDocLove
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Jan 18 @ 8:03AM
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Jerkin' the gherkin or..
fasten the chin strap on the helmet of love
fax the pope
feed the ducks
fire the flesh musket
fire the surgeon general
fish for zipper trout
fish with dynamite
fist fuck
fist your mister
fist-kebabing
five against one
five finger sonata
five fingered friendless fandango
five knuckle shuffle
flay the emperor
flick the bic
flog the corpse
flog the dog
flog the dolphin
flog the dong
flog the frog
flog the hog
flog the log
flog the mule
flute solo
fly solo
fondling rhonda
fondle the fig
freein' willy
friction magician
friggit
frost the pastries
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soft_touch938
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Jan 18 @ 11:20AM
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 How interesting!!! Dione....now that's what I call answering a question...
Youse people are so funny...uh...I don't have a single one to add to the list...hard to believe there's more.... 
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RevDocLove
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Jan 18 @ 12:17PM
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Yep..I just went through to the F's
There are lots more..
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theSkwirl
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Jan 18 @ 12:37PM
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Abstaining from abstinence.
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JsGirl69
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Jan 18 @ 4:28PM
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Strumming the Clitar...
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TexasRacer
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Jan 20 @ 10:23AM
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So years ago I'm sittin' in my office discussing a project with the engineer (from India) when a customer call comes in and it goes something like this
Customer " Yo Matt. What's cha doing?
Me " Spanking my monkey"
Customer laughs, we discuss project and call ends. Vinay, the engineer had never heard the phrase and asks me "what's spanking the monkey?" and I lean back in my chair and perform a whack off gesture. He just laughs his ass off. Funniest thing he's heard that week. I mean they guy thinks it's just hilarious.
A couple of days later we both happen to be out on an open sales floor, half height cubicles and lots of women. Vinay is walkin' across the area and some girl asks Vinay, "what are you doing?" And he replies "Spankin' my monkey!" loudly
Later that day I'm in the HR managers office, a very sexually pent up and frustrated woman telling me I DO NOT need to be teachin the foreigners inappropriate phrases, yada yada yada.
Ya just had to be the.
I call it my HOG - Hand Operated Girlfriend
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