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  borty293

Many of us have often pondered the passage from scripture...

My Brother Egor Is An Hairy Man but I Am A Smooth Man.

Could it mean that man has evolved from a hairy beast to a smooth beast?

Or could it mean that one man shaves and the other doesn't.

I wrote my PHD thesis on this very subject and it was peer reveiwed in the predigous journal..The National Inquirer along with many papers pertaining to self cleaning panties.

What I don't understand ...is why more women aren't knocking down my closet door for a chance to meet me.

Awaiting your reply ...Professor Pan.T.Borty.

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borty293

Jan 17 @ 2:01PM  
Oh well ...so much for replies ...think I'll just give myself a green cooke...
xquseme

Jan 17 @ 2:24PM  
Self cleaning panties? Like an oven...?? Are they asbestos lined?
I would've LUUVED to see the R&D department on THIS one!! Instant Brazilian!!
theSkwirl

Jan 17 @ 2:25PM  
It's not you, Borty, it's the guard skwirl that's in front of your cupboard door.. not to keep people out but to keep you in.
1bunny629

Jan 17 @ 2:26PM  
hmmmmmm....
somnium

Jan 17 @ 2:37PM  
Ahhhhh yesssss... The National Inquirer!!! Where all PhD subscribers eventually become world renowned! Yuuppp... I had a girlfriend once who has a PhD in psychology... I'll never make THAT fucking mistake again!!


RJ53

Jan 17 @ 2:48PM  
I had a girlfriend once who has a PhD in psychology... I'll never make THAT fucking mistake again!!

The one thing I had to learn, after four years of taking psychology courses, is that you just cannot fix men. They are what they are. I gathered she had not figured that out?
borty293

Jan 17 @ 2:57PM  
I understand the bitterness that Som has experienced.
Perhaps she was unable to publish her papers in The National Inquirer and simply took it out on poor Som, but whatever the case, time to move on.
DesertSmile

Jan 17 @ 3:12PM  
If you would stop hiding out in the closet (what is of interest in there anyway) you just might be more accessible.

PhD in psychology... I'll never make THAT fucking mistake again!!

Been there done that...know exactly what you mean!!
somnium

Jan 17 @ 3:28PM  
I gathered she had not figured that out?

Nawww... what it was is, we flew back and forth a few times because of the distance of course but, when we got together, I felt like she was analyzing our relationship in general, as we went along- like I was some kind of an experiment or something! Also, she talked about a couple of colleges of hers and what they did, which was kinda scary, considering they were supposed to be adults! Then to, when we were together, she could never leave it at the office and have a good time! Scheezzz


borty293

Jan 17 @ 3:28PM  
Oh ...I forgot to mention...the Skwirl moved me to a spacious cuboard under the stairs..lots of room for experiments and I can see peoples panties as they go up the stairs....
RJ53

Jan 17 @ 3:42PM  
peoples panties as they go up the stairs

Damn! I knew I forgo something when I got dressed this morning.
RJ53

Jan 17 @ 3:43PM  
oops that would be forgot. The T is sticking this morning.
PinkToeNails

Jan 17 @ 3:55PM  
Some guy robbed a bank the other day and was wearing women's panties on his head................Borty...... was that you?!?!??!

borty293

Jan 17 @ 3:56PM  
Yes...and I'm glad you did RJ...
somnium

Jan 17 @ 3:58PM  
I can see peoples panties as they go up the stairs....

I'm awfully sure you meant ladies wearing panties and not ummm, men who are cross-dressers............ right??? I do like that idea tho!


borty293

Jan 17 @ 3:58PM  
Nope wasn't me PTN....I was busy looking up RJ's dress....
borty293

Jan 17 @ 4:00PM  
You mean the Hot Chicks With Big Digs crowd Som?
somnium

Jan 17 @ 4:18PM  
You mean the Hot Chicks With Big Digs crowd Som?

If you mean shemales along with the transvestites ... them too- if you mean something else, then I profess to my ignorance on the term 'Big Digs'! Is that a Canadian term?




borty293

Jan 17 @ 4:28PM  
Whoops ...my mistake ...I meant ..Hot Chicks with Big DICKS.

I think I'm starting to go mental....
theSkwirl

Jan 17 @ 4:38PM  
starting?
somnium

Jan 17 @ 4:39PM  
Whoops ...my mistake ...I meant ..Hot Chicks with Big DICKS.

I think I'm starting to go mental....
No problem... had me worried there for a bit, thinking I was going mental or missing out on something!


Dione

Jan 17 @ 6:57PM  
What I don't understand ...is why more women aren't knocking down my closet door for a chance to meet me.
Sweet Borty, this has absolutely nothing to do with your higher education or the PhD review panel from the prestigious journal you mentioned.

Your problem is that you are a very bad boy and theSkwirl had no choice except to lock you in the closet. She's protecting you from yourself plus a few innocents who are not ready for a tin hat, vibrating panties and/or don't fully understand the meaning of the scripture sited.

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