This is my first blog on here, so I figured I'd break the ice with a little humor. Star Trek fans should especially get a kick out of this one.
What would a typical Star Trek episode sound like if the Enterprise ran on Windows technology? Here are a few examples:
Scotty: "Of course I'm sure I wanna go ta warp, ya blasted piece-o-crap!"
Chekov: "Sheilds are down, Keptin!"
Kirk: "Reboot, dammit!"
Computer diagnostic: "Spyware found: Klingon tracking cookie"
Bones: "It's dead, Jim!"
Kirk: "Can you bring it back?"
Bones: "I'm a doctor, not Bill- Frickin'- Gates!"
Uhura: "Spam coming in on subspace, sir!"
Uhura: "The Romulans are demanding our surrender! What should I tell them?"
Kirk: "LMAO!"
Spock: "Logic would suggest that Vista sucks ass."
Spock: "My science station seems to have locked up due to pop-ups featuring Klingon pornography. Fascinating!"
Uhura: "The Klingon commander just called you a p'taq. Shall I Google it, Sir?"
Kirk (after sitting on a tribble): "Okay... who's been patronizing Cyrano Jones on E-bay?!"
Okay...am I just goofy or what?
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funnywhapper
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Jan 15 @ 11:54PM
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the chicks here like computer nerds. i'm not that hep to computers.
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needsomenow789
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Jan 16 @ 12:01AM
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"Very good,, really enjoyed it 
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gardasian
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Jan 16 @ 12:11AM
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funny: it's probably just as well. Computers can be a royal pain in the ass sometimes.
needsome: Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it!
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whisperingcomet
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Jan 16 @ 7:01AM
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welcome to the blogs!
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aftershox
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Jan 16 @ 8:20AM
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This chick happens to like nerds, as whapper observed. And I are a computer nerd too. I found this hilarious. I love anything Trek, though I have to admit Next Gen Trek was my favorite. Riker makes me weak in the knees, and Loixanna Troi is my hero.
I did some kinky sexual role-play once. I was a Klingon Spy (Klingon slut) and the Captain was trying to get me to divulge my secrets, At on point , I found myself saying "Ream me up, Scotty!"
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gardasian
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Jan 16 @ 10:16PM
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Cool, Aftershox! I enjoy some role-playing occasionally myself. You wouldn't happen to have a copy of that particular episode that you'd care to sell, would ya? 
Just kidding....or am I? 
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