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posted 1/15/2010 11:30:49 PM |
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  gardasian

This is my first blog on here, so I figured I'd break the ice with a little humor. Star Trek fans should especially get a kick out of this one.

What would a typical Star Trek episode sound like if the Enterprise ran on Windows technology? Here are a few examples:


Scotty: "Of course I'm sure I wanna go ta warp, ya blasted piece-o-crap!"



Chekov: "Sheilds are down, Keptin!"
Kirk: "Reboot, dammit!"



Computer diagnostic: "Spyware found: Klingon tracking cookie"



Bones: "It's dead, Jim!"
Kirk: "Can you bring it back?"
Bones: "I'm a doctor, not Bill- Frickin'- Gates!"


Uhura: "Spam coming in on subspace, sir!"



Uhura: "The Romulans are demanding our surrender! What should I tell them?"
Kirk: "LMAO!"



Spock: "Logic would suggest that Vista sucks ass."



Spock: "My science station seems to have locked up due to pop-ups featuring Klingon pornography. Fascinating!"



Uhura: "The Klingon commander just called you a p'taq. Shall I Google it, Sir?"



Kirk (after sitting on a tribble): "Okay... who's been patronizing Cyrano Jones on E-bay?!"



Okay...am I just goofy or what?

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funnywhapper

Jan 15 @ 11:54PM  
the chicks here like computer nerds. i'm not that hep to computers.
needsomenow789

Jan 16 @ 12:01AM  
"Very good,, really enjoyed it
gardasian

Jan 16 @ 12:11AM  
funny: it's probably just as well. Computers can be a royal pain in the ass sometimes.

needsome: Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it!
whisperingcomet

Jan 16 @ 7:01AM  
welcome to the blogs!
aftershox

Jan 16 @ 8:20AM  
This chick happens to like nerds, as whapper observed. And I are a computer nerd too. I found this hilarious. I love anything Trek, though I have to admit Next Gen Trek was my favorite. Riker makes me weak in the knees, and Loixanna Troi is my hero.

I did some kinky sexual role-play once. I was a Klingon Spy (Klingon slut) and the Captain was trying to get me to divulge my secrets, At on point , I found myself saying "Ream me up, Scotty!"
gardasian

Jan 16 @ 10:16PM  
Cool, Aftershox! I enjoy some role-playing occasionally myself. You wouldn't happen to have a copy of that particular episode that you'd care to sell, would ya?

Just kidding....or am I?

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