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Humor Just For The Ladies ;) posted 1/15/2010 9:29:38 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: fuck, funny, men, sunshine   Sunshine79 What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it. What's the smartest thing a man can say? "My wife says..." What's the quickest way to a man's heart? Straight through the rib cage. Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they're all pigs. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A power failure. ....... ........ ........ ......... ......... ....... ... I still love you all.... Anybody wanna fuck? Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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sugarnspice005	Jan 15 @ 9:40PM
	Those were good Sunshine.
StraddleMyNose	Jan 15 @ 9:49PM
	I agree, I like them
1bunny629	Jan 16 @ 4:03AM
	Tonight, where I work, I over heard a woman order a beer because she said she had a headache...she said, "I know it isn't romantic to order a beer, but wine won't help my headache."....what do you think the man heard on this first date? Headache!
RevDocLove	Jan 16 @ 8:11AM
dmbchick420	Jan 16 @ 10:06AM
	Good ones
ksk72	Jan 16 @ 2:27PM
Dione	Jan 16 @ 3:13PM
	These are good! Yes...
vidorob	Jan 16 @ 3:36PM
	What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A power failure. appreciate it when you can
KitKat25	Jan 16 @ 10:04PM
	Good ones Sunshine.