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  Sunshine79

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

What's the smartest thing a man can say?
"My wife says..."


What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
Straight through the rib cage.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?
Because they're all pigs.


How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure.


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sugarnspice005

Jan 15 @ 9:40PM  
Those were good Sunshine.
StraddleMyNose

Jan 15 @ 9:49PM  
I agree, I like them
1bunny629

Jan 16 @ 4:03AM  
Tonight, where I work, I over heard a woman order a beer because she said she had a headache...she said, "I know it isn't romantic to order a beer, but wine won't help my headache."....what do you think the man heard on this first date? Headache!
RevDocLove

Jan 16 @ 8:11AM  
dmbchick420

Jan 16 @ 10:06AM  
Good ones
ksk72

Jan 16 @ 2:27PM  
Dione

Jan 16 @ 3:13PM  
These are good!

Yes...
vidorob

Jan 16 @ 3:36PM  
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure.

appreciate it when you can
KitKat25

Jan 16 @ 10:04PM  
Good ones Sunshine.

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