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The Sportsman's Double

posted 1/15/2010 10:24:53 AM |
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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No."

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night". I went back to her place.

We walked in and she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, "Mom, you still awake"?

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Sunshine79

Jan 15 @ 10:38AM  
You ain't right!!
40DWM

Jan 15 @ 10:41AM  
Joke all you want, but when Mom takes her teeth out....
justme4u

Jan 15 @ 10:49AM  
Thats one of the funniest ones I read yet
max49

Jan 15 @ 11:13AM  
sugarnspice005

Jan 15 @ 11:35AM  
That just isn't right.
RevDocLove

Jan 15 @ 12:29PM  
Now that's fuckin' funny I don't care who ya' are
StraddleMyNose

Jan 15 @ 9:57PM  
Hey, I did this one about a year ago. lol Still funny as hell!
StraddleMyNose

Jan 15 @ 9:57PM  
Hey, I blogged this joke about a year ago. lol Still funny as hell!

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