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Actual Responses On Welfare Apps

posted 1/14/2010 12:27:02 PM |
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  Sunshine79

The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by the Welfare Department in applications for support of receiving payments:

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had seven but one died which was baptized on a half sheet of paper.

I am writing the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get my money?

Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for two years and has been visited regularly by the clergy.

I cannot get sick pay. I have six children can you tell me why?

I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.

This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it.

Please find for if my husband is dead. The man I am now living with can't do anything until he knows.

I am very much annoyed to find out that you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born.

In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a son weighing 10 lbs. I hope this is satisfactory.

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my 3 children one of which is a mistake as you can see.

My husband got his project cut off about two weeks ago and I haven't had any relief since.

Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.

You have my changed little boy to a girl, will this make any difference?

I have no children yet, as my husband is a truck driver and works night and day.

I want money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve, I will have to send for another doctor.

In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.

And they walk among us.....

......... .......... ........... ........... ........... ........

Anybody wanna fuck?

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mo_stargazer

Jan 14 @ 12:33PM  

I laughed so much my eyes are actually watering a little.
girlcountry

Jan 14 @ 12:38PM  
And it's obvious they breed too!!
Wordsofwit

Jan 14 @ 12:41PM  
Can you provide a verifiable reliable link please to show these are "actual responses"? Thanks. Quite often people make this shit up to try to humorously make their point.
max49

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Jan 14 @ 12:59PM  
My husband got his project cut off about two weeks ago and I haven't had any relief since.
Don't ya just hate when that happens. Maybe if he had picked his project up they could have sewn it back on.
sugarnspice005

Jan 14 @ 1:06PM  
RevDocLove

Jan 14 @ 1:18PM  
Sunshine shines again
Looking4ever

Jan 14 @ 1:33PM  
And many seem to live here, on AMD...
1bunny629

Jan 14 @ 1:43PM  
I live in a city that hosts these morons. ...like I have always said...anyone can have a baby, it is what you teach that child and how you raise THEM that will matter...notice I said THEM...cause it is like an M&M, ya can't just have one! ...oh what the fuck... ...
surv6969

Jan 14 @ 1:45PM  
RJ53

Jan 14 @ 1:57PM  
I can believe it happened. Sometimes I think the workers at the local social services leaves their brain at home when they come to work. After a bad accident I went down to apply for food stamps and afdc until I could return to work. You have to picture this, I was in a wheelchair, my leg and arm was in a cast, I was having to wear a back brace and the lady asked me why I was out of work. I handed her the book that was my medical records and just looked at her. What do you say to someone like that?
dmbchick420

Jan 14 @ 1:59PM  
Those were funny I love the one:

This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it.

Send some birth control

40DWM

Jan 14 @ 2:09PM  
sad...sad...sad...
And the Gubbernment wonders why some people think OUR tax dollars are pissed away.
somnium

Jan 14 @ 2:47PM  
And the Gubbernment wonders why some people think OUR tax dollars are pissed away.

Make that 'MOST' people!!

ksk72

Jan 14 @ 2:52PM  
I want money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve, I will have to send for another doctor.





yes
theSkwirl

Jan 14 @ 3:34PM  
Funny as hell... but I doubt that they are actual responses, cuz in welfare .. just as in health care.. your information is private and if it were actually floating around the interwebz.. someone would quickly lose a job.
Ashinatrix

Jan 14 @ 5:07PM  
And they walk among us.....

......of course they do.........they can't afford a fuckin' car!!!

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