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posted 1/14/2010 7:26:41 AM |
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A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

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Jan 14 @ 7:35AM  

Jan 14 @ 7:45AM  
umm not ALL the time...

Jan 14 @ 8:13AM  

Jan 14 @ 8:24AM  
I should come to Florida and find out

Jan 14 @ 8:43AM  

Jan 14 @ 10:35AM  
, that was good.

Perhaps the pecker does get harder....but everyone knows that 'ho-peccables
are easier to 'tap' with big peckers and grande' W-2's.

Jan 14 @ 11:35AM  

Jan 14 @ 11:53AM  
I guess I'll have to believe that, since Tiger Woods would know all about 'hardening of the pecker' (some how, that sounds like a medical term) when away from home!


Jan 14 @ 2:41PM  


Jan 14 @ 3:21PM  
OMG what's with all the really wrong jokes today? Love em!

Jan 14 @ 3:41PM  

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