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How Many Chickens Does It Take To Cross The Road?

posted 1/13/2010 7:37:27 PM |
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Farmer Dale lived on a quiet rural highway.
But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate.
The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's officeand said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."

"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff. "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said:


Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster." So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign:


That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good.. Can I put up my own sign?"

The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign.." He was going to let Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.

The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the Sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call..
"How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy.." He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign... It might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..."

So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray painted on a sheet of wood....

Go slow and watch out for chicks!

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Jan 13 @ 7:47PM  
....I thought you were going to describe a new way to play tick tack toe....

Jan 13 @ 7:52PM  
Bless Sully

Jan 13 @ 9:51PM  
He got them to slow down didn't he?

Jan 13 @ 9:55PM  
Now THAT was clever!!!!!!!!!!


Jan 13 @ 10:57PM  

Jan 14 @ 1:21AM  
You're slipping

Jan 14 @ 1:21AM  
You're slipping

Jan 14 @ 6:02AM  
I heard that mr revdoc

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