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posted 1/12/2010 12:18:31 PM |
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?' My darling,' she replied, 'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.'

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Jan 12 @ 12:25PM  

Jan 12 @ 12:32PM  
Good one!

Jan 12 @ 12:39PM  
That would do it methinks!

Jan 12 @ 12:42PM  
Love it

Jan 12 @ 12:54PM  

Jan 12 @ 1:25PM  
Oh that is so bad. Funny as hell but so bad.

Jan 12 @ 1:50PM  
ouch...I wonder how her ass feels?...funny!

Jan 12 @ 10:20PM  
Gonna smoke a bowl to that

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