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posted 1/12/2010 9:10:45 AM |
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," A little girl raises her hand. saying,"I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary," The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!"

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Sunshine79

Jan 12 @ 9:14AM  
I do love that joke, lol
dmbchick420

Jan 12 @ 9:29AM  
Aww poor kitty.....
surv6969

Jan 12 @ 10:05AM  
max49

Jan 12 @ 10:44AM  
sugarnspice005

Jan 12 @ 10:52AM  
I haven't seen that one. That was good.

selectusername

Jan 12 @ 12:57PM  
RevDocLove

Jan 12 @ 2:01PM  
Funny!!

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