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posted 1/12/2010 12:28:10 AM |
I'll get a world record for this.
He's probably just hibernating.
I'm making a citizen's arrest.
So, you're a cannibal.
Are you sure the power is off?
Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms
Let it down slowly.
Rat poison only kills rats
It's strong enough for both of us.
This doesn't taste right
I've done this before.
Well, we've made it this far.
Don't be so superstitious.
And of course.....Anybody Wanna Fuck?
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Jan 12 @ 12:34AM
I just had a couple of flashbacks!
But of course...........
Jan 12 @ 12:35AM
What happened to "hold my beer and watch this!" ?
Jan 12 @ 12:36AM
You forgot the Southern version.
"Y'all watch this."
Jan 12 @ 12:37AM
What happened to "hold my beer and watch this!"
Oh shit.... I didn't even think about that even!! LOL
Jan 12 @ 12:37AM
Jan 12 @ 12:38AM
DKW and Shadow... great minds are thinking alike tonight!!
Jan 12 @ 12:39AM
Yes, DKW & Shadow made me giggle, lol
Jan 12 @ 12:43AM
"You aint got the guts to pull that trigger, BITCH!!!
"Wassamatter, slow day at the donut shop, pig?"
"My husband won't be home for another hour"
"Lemme look down that barrel and see what's stuck."
Jan 12 @ 1:00AM
Hold ole blue! - Oh trust me, there are many in the south...
Those leftover parts are spares...
Let's rewire it!
I thought cops had to have an IQ of 120, so why aren't there two of you in the car?
No, your ass makes those jeans look small...
Jan 12 @ 1:03AM
Jan 12 @ 1:09AM
It's not loaded... see
Jan 12 @ 1:11AM
Jan 12 @ 1:12AM
"Hows that go again Red before Black, you're fine, Jack. Red before Yellow...?"
Jan 12 @ 7:59AM
Those are all funnier than a barrel full of Fufurufos
Jan 12 @ 10:34AM
It's all in the eyes of the beer holder. "hiccup"
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