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Seems God was just about done creating the universe, had a couple of left-over things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden.

He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up and pee. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple who he found hanging around under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability."

Adam popped a cork. Jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems the sort of thing a Man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. I'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just let it rip, I'd be so cool. Oh please God let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please...." On and on he went like an excited little boy (who had to pee).

Eve just smiled and shook her head at the display. She told God if Adam really wanted it so badly, and it sure seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given the ability to stand up and pee. And so it was. And it was... well, good.

"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of left-over gifts. "What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..."

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ynot7769

Jan 11 @ 11:30AM  
good one
RJ53

Jan 11 @ 11:35AM  
LilGriz

Jan 11 @ 11:37AM  
Oh cum now, n now, n now ... I love being able to write my name in the snow ...
Sunshine79

Jan 11 @ 12:04PM  
Greenie!
BlueEyes708

Jan 11 @ 12:36PM  
I heard this once, and the punch line was "Brains" Either way it's good

You also get a greenie from me, thanks for the giggle
Wordsofwit

Jan 11 @ 12:48PM  
Stale, old rerun joke here...but it kind of fits so what the hell:

Contrary to popular belief, God created Eve first. She was remarkably like women today except for she was well endowed with three breasts. A few days after creating her, he visited her and asked how everything was going. "Well, Lord, everything is great except my middle breast pushes the other two out and they keep bumping into things, plus it hard to maintain my balance." God acknowledged that he understood and removed the third breast.

About a week later he visited her again and asked how everything was going. "Well, Lord, everything is great except I am lonesome." God replied, "You need a companion and I will create one for you, a man. I need something to work with. Let me see...I've got it, I just need to remember where I put that extra boob."
1bunny629

Jan 11 @ 2:05PM  
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I love being able to write my name in the snow
....now common.....really.....when was the last time one of you guys pulled your wee wee out in below freezing temperatures to show how you can write your name in the snow?????
StraddleMyNose

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Jan 11 @ 2:59PM  
mrmagicwand

Jan 11 @ 3:38PM  
I wanna trade.
ksk72

Jan 11 @ 5:55PM  
Glad I am a woman
sugarnspice005

Jan 11 @ 7:15PM  
Wordsofwit

Jan 11 @ 7:26PM  
God told the couple who he found hanging around under an apple tree.
"Now that went into the river, Eve, I'll never get the smell out of those fish!"
lkb66

Jan 13 @ 12:05PM  

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