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BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline
was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps
on everything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming
upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles
PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a
Cube farm, and people’s heads pop up over the walls to see what’s going on.
MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation’s answer to the couch potato.
SITCOMS: (Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage). What
yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops
working to stay home with the kids.
STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless
because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one’s workplace.
IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying
but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben
wedding (or not) was a prime example.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
electronic device to get it to work again.
ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above
the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are
often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they
were designed to solve.
404: Someone who’s clueless. From the World Wide Web error message
“404 Not Found,” meaning that the requested document could not be located.
GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the
same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls,
and subdivisions.
OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that
you’ve just made a BIG mistake.
WOOFS: Well-Off Older Folks.
CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously farting while passing through a Cube Farm.
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theSkwirl
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Jan 10 @ 10:59AM
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I've had so many Salmon Days in the last few years.. I'm over it.
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MsHelle
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Jan 10 @ 11:14AM
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ah Corporate Life, how I miss the paycheck but not the people.
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drcocktail87
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Jan 10 @ 11:24AM
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STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny
Careful on this one Sunshine lest the enlightened ones begin another self-help blog.
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Sunshine79
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Jan 10 @ 12:21PM
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I love mysterious greenies...... 
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Looking4ever
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Jan 10 @ 12:59PM
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I think I know of a few 404s that reside around here...
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drcocktail87
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Jan 10 @ 1:26PM
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404: Someone who’s clueless. From the World Wide Web error message
“404 Not Found,” meaning that the requested document could not be located.
I think this one fits the old cut and paste guy perfectly....someone wake him up from his nap.
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ShadowMale
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Jan 10 @ 2:08PM
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I bet a lot of people wish a certain someone would become a 404. Instead, however, they remain an irritainment.
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StraddleMyNose
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Jan 10 @ 11:01PM
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Interesting.... 
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drcocktail87
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Jan 10 @ 11:28PM
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Hey Shallow I posted a blog on age, height and weight....check it out. According to the chart someone 220, 70', and 31 ideally should be 190 lbs. That's 30 big ones slim. Sounds like time to start rethinking your meals......
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selectusername
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Jan 11 @ 12:04AM
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i like the percussive maintenance" I'm gonna use that at work tomorrow! 
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ShadowMale
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Jan 11 @ 8:37AM
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Main Entry: 1shal·low
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English schalowe; probably akin to Old English sceald shallow — more at skeleton
Date: 14th century
1 : having little depth |shallow water|
2 : having little extension inward or backward |office buildings have taken the form of shallow slabs — Lewis Mumford
3 a : penetrating only the easily or quickly perceived |shallow generalizations| b : lacking in depth of knowledge, thought, or feeling |a shallow demagogue|
4 : displacing comparatively little air : weak |shallow breathing|
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Shallow
By that deffinition DR... your the one being shallow here. It makes you look like a big fat white ass when you call others what you are. 
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dmbchick420
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Jan 11 @ 8:46AM
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Shadow - the toolman has spoken. Don't you know that when he says something is what it is, it must be because he says it is. He thinks he is the end all be all.
Yes Sunshine, I know a 404. It's the guy with the white ass that keeps commenting on everyone's blog with shitty comments about people like some immature adolescent.
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