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posted 12/28/2006 2:00:05 AM |
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We have the inalienable right 2 troll 4 sex whenever we have at least thirty seconds 2 pursue the issue (and the wife is out of the room)
We have the right 2 lie about our age, our job, our marital status, our intentions, our accomplishments and our penis size.
We have the right 2 chat with anyone we want whenever we want, so long as we can do so with at least one hand gripping our pecker at all times.
We have the right 2 send one-line comefuckme e-mails 2 complete strangers, just so long as we make sure 2 mention the fact that we think they have a great set of tits.
We have the right 2 find homosexuals threatening and lesbians hot at the same time.
We have the right 2 find TS/TVs attractive, just so long as we make sure 2 mention the fact that we think they have a great set of tits
We have the right 2 send anyone we want a cock pic.
We have the right 2 ask 4 naked pictures, 2 see a webcam or cybersex from anyone at anytime (so long as the wife is isn’t home)
We have the right 2 find a picture of a considerably larger cock, and then claim it is our own.
We have the right 2 abandon any chat mid-sentence 4 any reason (the wife is back in the room).
We have the right 2 masturbate while thinking about U at any given moment of the day or night.
We have the right 2 set up a face-2-face meeting with anyone we want then stand them up (the wife came home early)
We have the right 2 pretend we are running shit.

Keeping it posted...

DS

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JJN4Fun

Dec 28 @ 2:03AM  
You little shit!
Looking4ever

Dec 28 @ 2:08AM  
Totally and completely hilarious!
bentan

Dec 28 @ 2:15AM  
We have the right 2 pretend we are running shit.

Well that's an improvement. Last time I checked we were running the shit detail ... lol.
cabl_guy

Dec 28 @ 4:20AM  
That's pretty funny. I may need to use those rules.
wtxman

Dec 28 @ 5:01AM  
Biz hundert azoi ve tsvantsik
joltman20

Dec 28 @ 5:37AM  
Descibed me perfectly!! They actually are OFFICIAL!!
ynot7769

Dec 28 @ 7:33AM  
dude...trust me.....back off the weed a bit...it realy is having an affect

cute blog thou ..as most of them are...

*sits now to ponder...''you mean we're NOT running shit??" *
Tongueofun777

Dec 28 @ 8:19AM  
Right ON
tlc0766

Dec 28 @ 11:39AM  
aw man DS you are a trip!! I love your blogs! they are always interesting to say the least.
eljoropo

Dec 28 @ 11:27PM  
Biz hundert azoi ve tsvantsik

Wut?
kattoes

Jan 3 @ 1:45PM  
What... guys on here are probably lying to me???? and they are married???
I already figuired out alot of them didn't know what a dictionary is... or spell check... or that there are words longer than 4 letters or with an S/ER added on
Is that why Santa didn't find me this year?

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