We have the inalienable right 2 troll 4 sex whenever we have at least thirty seconds 2 pursue the issue (and the wife is out of the room)
We have the right 2 lie about our age, our job, our marital status, our intentions, our accomplishments and our penis size.
We have the right 2 chat with anyone we want whenever we want, so long as we can do so with at least one hand gripping our pecker at all times.
We have the right 2 send one-line comefuckme e-mails 2 complete strangers, just so long as we make sure 2 mention the fact that we think they have a great set of tits.
We have the right 2 find homosexuals threatening and lesbians hot at the same time.
We have the right 2 find TS/TVs attractive, just so long as we make sure 2 mention the fact that we think they have a great set of tits
We have the right 2 send anyone we want a cock pic.
We have the right 2 ask 4 naked pictures, 2 see a webcam or cybersex from anyone at anytime (so long as the wife is isn’t home)
We have the right 2 find a picture of a considerably larger cock, and then claim it is our own.
We have the right 2 abandon any chat mid-sentence 4 any reason (the wife is back in the room).
We have the right 2 masturbate while thinking about U at any given moment of the day or night.
We have the right 2 set up a face-2-face meeting with anyone we want then stand them up (the wife came home early)
We have the right 2 pretend we are running shit.
Keeping it posted...
DS 
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