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posted 1/8/2010 8:23:07 PM |
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  BlueEyes708



Another oldie but goodie. I get them e-mailed to me once in awhile thought I'd share



A man went to the hospital in Cooktown, Queensland to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.




According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.

She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:


1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

OR...


3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

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sugarnspice005

Jan 8 @ 8:28PM  
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

RJ53

Jan 8 @ 8:30PM  
All three are pretty bad but the last one has to be the worst Although in some cases maybe that is where the wedding ring should go so they don't forget they are married.
theSkwirl

Jan 8 @ 10:23PM  
Unless he has some really fat fingers... that's sad.
Bryntone517

Jan 8 @ 10:55PM  
Very funny, thanks for the chuckle.
StraddleMyNose

Jan 9 @ 12:21AM  
Loved this!
KitKat25

Jan 9 @ 3:23AM  
OMG...LMAO @ RJ

This was too funny. Thanks for sharing BlueEyes.

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