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  Sunshine79

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?



2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?



3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?



4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?



5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?



6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me you feel good. What am I?



7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?



8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?



9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?



10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?





Answers:-

1. a dentist

2. a wedding ring

3. peanut butter

4. chewing gum

5. an elevator

6. a nose

7. a newspaper boy

8. a glove

9. a crane

10. a toothbrush, of course

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somnium

Jan 6 @ 5:54PM  
Such Dirty, Dirty Minds!

That would be me!!

And... I know.......................................................... AIN'T IT KEWL???


Taisen

Jan 6 @ 6:12PM  
Tried to read them off to hubby and he is ignoring me
ksk72

Jan 6 @ 7:08PM  
My mind is always dirty

Just did
DesertSmile

Jan 6 @ 9:15PM  
Well darn, here I was trying to guess the answers as I went along and there they were at the bottom....
wstang69

Jan 6 @ 10:49PM  
You sure those were the right answers?
sugarnspice005

Jan 6 @ 10:58PM  
I got them all right except for 4,5, and 7.
surv6969

Jan 7 @ 9:25AM  

I guess I flunked
I only got 1, 2, 6, 7, & 8
dmbchick420

Jan 7 @ 9:40AM  
I guessed a couple of them, but I was too damn distracted

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do
KitKat25

Jan 9 @ 4:14AM  
This was cool Sunshine. I only missed 7 and 9 so I did better than I thought I would. Thanks for sharing.
likearock69

Jan 19 @ 1:22AM  

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