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posted 1/6/2010 5:00:50 PM |
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I just read and responded to a blog I thought was cool. The question used to be "do you masturbate?" Now most people no that just about everybody does so no one tries to hide it any more. I know, I know there are still some that don't.

In the blog I read the question was brought up "how often do you masturbate?"

I'm taking it one step farther...How do you masturbate?

I pull the blankets up all the way. Pull my pants down a little and pull my shirt up. Then I put a sock on my penis and start stroking. Mean while I play with my nipples going from one to the other until I reach heaven.

I know this question will be a little bold for some, but I'm sure others will chime in.

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Jan 6 @ 5:09PM  
Well, I have a million and one different toys. I could be sitting, laying, in bed, in a chair, in the bathtub, on the couch......I don't think I ever masturbated the same twice!

Jan 6 @ 5:13PM  
That's interesting. I'll have to ponder on that.

Jan 6 @ 5:30PM  
I don't think I ever masturbated the same twice!
You got it... variety- that's where it's at!

Now Sunshine... if you could just make a video titled: "How to masturbate with: a million and one different toys" for us guys to watch... uhhhh... for the ladies to watch- you know, for instructional purposes... that'd be great!


Jan 6 @ 7:06PM  
Well, I have a million and one different toys.

I have the same problem but most the time its three little words "Hitachi Magic Wand"

Jan 6 @ 8:04PM  
I surf my favorite porn bookmarks, get down into my panties and bra, get the girls good and aroused and then shlick away for a good 10 minutes..that's if I'm in a hurry.

If I'm insanely horny,I'll watch a few short clips to build up tension, take off my bra and pull,pinch,twiddle the girls a little longer than usual, put down a towel on my swivel chair, put on a 30 minute clip(but move the slider back to my favorite part) and shlick until I cum. Sometimes I just rub my clit, but if I'm very horny, I'll go finger-deep inside and cum that way.


Jan 6 @ 9:25PM  
With lotion!


Jan 6 @ 11:00PM  
How? Gawd.. how much space am I allowed to take up on your blog?

I've rubbed against the edge of my desk chair, used my fingers, slapped it with a flyswatter. . gawd toys.. hell yeah toys.. as you may recall I wrote a loveletter to the inventor of the jackrabbit. so many ways... ohh back when I used to wear jeans... (don't care for denim anymore) I used to rub off on the seam.

Jan 7 @ 8:01AM  
I almost always watch porn when I do it (usually lesbian porn is what I prefer). I rarely use toys....I like toys, but I just don't really need them. It doesn't take long for me to get myself to orgasm and so when I use toys, it takes even less time, so I usually just use my fingers so it lasts longer

Jan 7 @ 8:34AM  
The great thing about solo sex is if it last for 90 seconds and you then roll over and go to sleep, there is no bitching about it. What does the title of this blog have to do with the actual subject of the blog? I'm curious.

Jan 7 @ 9:48AM  
both hands NOT

Jan 7 @ 12:08PM  
I have this big long handled vibrator. I use it on my neck, shoulders and back. That's what I bought it for... REALLY...that's my story and I'm stickin' to it...

But let me tell's one powerful tool and if I ain't careful it could pound my clit to an 'innie' instead of an 'outie'.....REALLY!!! But the orgasms it gives me???

OMG OMG that's all I gotta say bout that....

Its crossed my mind that it could ruin me for the real thing. Then yesterday I found out...I have nuttin' to worry about at all....

Jan 7 @ 12:13PM  
Some one just told me...

A well placed seam, a bumpy road and a car with bad suspension? She is there!

Me? I am a tad more discreet. I have a couple of tried and true methods I seem to always go back to.

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