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Will the REAL DickSlippery Plz Stand Up?

posted 12/27/2006 8:54:08 PM |
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It wuz recently brought 2 my attention that I "hide behind humor" in my blogs and don't let the true me shine through. Well...duh? Of course I don't let the real me shine through! I'm trying 2 get people 2 read me...not repel them! Jimminy crickets already...if I wanted 2 show the real me would I be using an alias? (it may shock and suprise some of U 2 find out Dick is not my real name. It is, however, a fairly accurate description of my personality...or so I have been told).

I guess I am a pretty private person. I am at the same time an open book. I'm not ashamed of anything I do or have done (except my ex) and will happily answer any questions asked of me either by e-mail or comments. I just don't see the entertainment value in going on and on ad nauseum about my shitty life. I don't think anyone cares 2 hear about it anymore than I care 2 share it.

However...I am willing 2 admit I may be wrong about this (it happens...rarely...but it does happen) and if I am and enough of U tell me so...then I suppose I will be forced 2 get personal. If U really want 2 get 2 know the "real" DickSlippery then I guess I will have no choice but 2 show him 2 U. But I must warn U...BEWARE OF WHAT U ASK 4. U may just get it.

One final note B4 I finish up here. While I appreciate all of the kind comments I have recieved on my blogs, there wuz one last time that I just cannot stomach. Somebody said I reminded them of Andrew Dice Clay. I would rather remind people of Nancy Reagan, quite frankly, than that no-talent hack Clay. The only thing I can see that we have in common is the fact tht we both need 2 have our mouths washed out soap. Mine becuz I swear 2 much. His becuz he has spent the last ten years sucking cocks anonymously on the subway.

I will admit my last blog I "paid homage" 2 an old rhyme. What I didn't do is try 2 parlay that N2 a fucking career (complete with a shitty movie no one bothered 2 see). I prefer instead 2 rely upon my God given gifts...

That and my monster cock.

Keeping U posted,

DS

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The Blogs They Are A Changin...
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Do I Look Like The Kind of Guy 2 Make Something Like This Up? Part Three
Do I Look Like The Kind of Guy 2 Make Something Like This Up? Part Two
Do I Look Like The Kind of Guy 2 Make Something Like This Up? Part One
Guess What Ladies and Germs...I'm Back!
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Hooked on Gin & Tonic - Works 4 Me!
Untitled, I Guess


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wtxman

Dec 27 @ 8:59PM  
DS, that was me that compared your prose and not you to Dice Man. I apologize for offending you; but seriously: Nancy Regan. lol













DickSlippery

Dec 27 @ 9:24PM  
I'm not really offended. I'm just drawn that way.

No worries. Thanks 4 commenting. I don't really give a shit what U say, just so long as U comment. Fuck it...compare me 2 whomever U want. Wait...scratch that. Compare whomever U want 2 me....yes. yes...that will do quite nicely. Come, my pretties! We have much 2 do...

DS
kkatydid

Dec 27 @ 10:26PM  
Who can resist a "slippery dick" ?? Unusual for you, yet, you maintain. Sorry....couldn't resist!! Do like reading your stuff.....
DickSlippery

Dec 27 @ 11:34PM  
Hey, kkatydid...ya wanna help make me slippery? I sure could use another hand. It gets tiresome lubing this huge fucking thing up all by myself, y'know?

Thanks 4 the comment, hon. Keep reading and hopefully I'll keep making U laugh whenever U do...


Keeping it posted,

DS

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